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Did I pop? Hope so.

 

I debated whether it was men's or mens' when typing it. Thinking about it once you've pointed out my obvious failure I realised I was wrong. I'll take the Tobyfail and try to move on with my life. It's going to be tough though

 

^^ Not British politics ^^

 

It's easily done with those types of plurals, so no need to beat yourself up too much, T-Dawg.

On the whole, your punctuation and grammar are really quite excellent.

 

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It's been a long week. Thankfully Jesus allegedly did his thing 2000ish years ago and I get a 4 day weekend

The selfish **** could have come back and died a few more times though tbh, long weekends are great, there was no logical reason for him to only do it once.

 

Derp di derp.

 

Common knowledge that Hitler was a card carrying Tory ... so didn't bother reading any further ..

 

Think he's confusing Labour and Reform. Not surprising, poor old ****'s brain is gone.

 

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Genuine answer is I don't hate Ukrainians

Putin backed the tories ffs

It's the hypocrisy and ****in obviousness of it too that gets me

The Ukrainian militants are akin to Hamas

One set are heroes though

I'm all for sanctions on Russia but let's do it to Israel too, for the same reasons

In fact lets give Palestine an iron dome of its own, we've given Ukraine much the same to "stop genocide"

How about opening Gazas own border like we've pretty much done with Ukraine

The fact is, we are arming Ukraine so the war will continue and we are arming Israel so the war will continue

America could stop both wars today

 

1. No they're not. They're not militants, they're the army of a sovereign country defending their people from murdering ****s. Ukraine is/was no threat to Russia, they just wanted to decide their own fate and not be owned by them. Hamas publically announce regularly that they want Israel wiped off the map

2. In this scenario Hamas are fine and Ukraine is wiped off the map (ironically the US has stopped sending any meaningful aid, and when the Orange ****stain gets back in they'll never get any more help). Why would you want that?

 

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The Nazi Azov Battalion are famous militants, Ross Kemp did a documentary on them years ago fyi.

At last count there are 6 Nazi or Islamists brigades fighting for Ukraine.

Merkle confirmed that the Minsk agreement was a ruse to gain time to create the UAF under Natos eye.

Ukraine decided its own fate, so the west organised a coup because of it.

Russia isn't growing bigger and encroaching on Nato bases ffs

2. Israel have been killing Palestinians for years and are a threat.

Do you consider Israel, ****ing murderous?

Israel ARE wiping Palestinian off the map. Hamas couldn't in a million years reciprocate.

The only good thing orange tits would do is stop the Ukrainian deaths. He'll lump on the Palestinian ones instead.

 

1. Azov? Really?

They were formed as an emergency group to stop the Russian invasion in 2014, the neo-nazis in there were kicked out. Please name these 6 groups, looking forward to it <popcorn>

Russia want their 'historical lands' back. Why do you think they have the right to do that?

The election you're talking about was rigged in Russia's favour. The guy elected was a Russian puppet and the uprising that followed was to kick him out. Democracy in action. Try to watch some actual documentaries on it instead of Ross Kemp stuff. You didn't answer why Russia should take the rest of Ukraine btw.

2. I've never supported sending arms to Israel. The situation there is ****ed up, there's no easy solution to it. Never posted anything supporting either side on here, nice try though.

So why does Russia deserve the right to conquer and murder Ukraine/Ukrainians, yet you don't want Israel to do the same?

 

With nearly six million on sickness benefits it is hardly surprising that there are a million vacancies unfilled. The NHS was created broken – it is blatantly obvious that the monolith was always going to fail. Total cretins worship it and are prepared to pay more for failure – including the £13bn in PFI that one-eyed Gordon saddled them with for 40 years. It is only costing about £450m a year plus inflation to finance: in the end it will come to £160bn just so Brown could keep spending off the books and not break his own rules. And what will they have to show for it? Old hospitals in need of modernisation.

Brain dead – you prove it every time.

You should go for a dip in the Humber. Try going in head first off the Bridge. With the rip tide you will probably be dragged out into the North Sea and Feargal Sharkey will be moaning about your body polluting it.

 

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The Special Purpose Battalion of Ichkeria
The Sheikh Mansur Battalion
The Dzhokhar Dudayev Battalion
The Caucasus Battalion
The Azov Battalion
The Aidar Battalion
The Carpathian Sich

Foreign Nazis

Kalinovsky Regiment
Russian Volunteer Corp

I wish Nato didn't provoke the war i wish Russia never invaded Ukraine and I wish Boris didn't scupper the peace plan

So as long as its our puppets all violence is legitimate? Democracy is the most easily corruptible form of governing btw.

Russia never planned on taking over the whole of Ukraine, see Georgia. That's probably changed now due to suicidal intent of Zelensky.

2.You brought up Palestine now you want to avoid answering questions on a comparison

There is an easy answer WE JUST DID IT TO RUSSIA

What makes you think anyone has the right to invade anyone else. I don't.

The hypocrisy being that the US, Israel and the UK do it ALL THE TIME

We've sent more missles to save the deliveries of PS5s than to stop the murder of children ffs

As an aside, its ironic that the EU thinks attacking water supplies in Ukraine is a war crime but Starmer thinks it a right for Israel to do so