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    And drinking spiced rum
     
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    from Dianne Abbott's wellies
     
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    Dreaming about Liz Truss
     
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    and her dancing bears
     
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    Couldn’t dance, so they
     
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    Mimed being happy and
     
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    had a mooning competition
     
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    was felt by pervs
     
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    from the SNP party
     
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    ran by wee jimmy
     
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    fell through the hole
     
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    in his new motorhome
     
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    Prossies were scratching minge
     
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