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  1. Mick O'Toon

    Mick O'Toon Well-Known Member

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    Could be, only go into M&S now and again but noticed shelves not as full and smaller choice,EU legislations stricker than UK's might have something to do with it!
     
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    I sometimes notice a slight shortage in one or two items like 3 years ago there was a shortage of lettuce for a week but the constant Guardian scare stories are just bollocks. The start of Covid - there were shortages, no fruit, veg, chicken, bread, eggs, milk, rice, pasta, soap. It was crazy but you could still fill your trolley with food: cans, frozen.
     
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  3. Easter Road 1980

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    ^^^^^^^^^^^

    Keeps a girly diary of food shortages. Sad old ****.
     
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  4. stopmeandslapme

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    Were that true, it wouldn't have many entries.
     
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    Treble Keyser Söze

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    I've noticed a significant shortage in supply of Timotei shampoo. It's playing havoc with my hair.
     
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    Toley Fart not606's best fighter

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    :emoticon-0102-bigsm<applause>
     
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  12. monacoger

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    FosseFilberto Pizzeria Superiore and some ...
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    Lettuce hope so....










    I know, I know... it's a ****ing cabbage ... but that wouldn't have worked ... rather like Simon <laugh>
     
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  18. Mick O'Toon

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    So wear u.
     
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    Gambol George Clooney's wee brother

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    No he wasn't
     
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