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    A Lawyer Named Strange
    A lawyer named Strange died, and his friend asked the tombstone maker to inscribe on his tombstone, "Here lies Strange, an honest man, and a lawyer."
    The inscriber insisted that such an inscription would be confusing, for passersby would tend to think that three men were buried under the stone. However he suggested an alternative:
    He would inscribe, "Here lies a man who was both honest and a lawyer." That way, whenever anyone walked by the tombstone and read it, they would be certain to remark: "That's Strange!"
     
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    4 men sit anxiously outside the maternity unit ...
    ... as they await news on their wives' who are having babies
    The English one says, "My first son was born on St George's Day, so I named him George."
    The Scotsman added, "My first son was born on St Andrew's Day, and I decided to name him Andrew."
    The Welshman said, "My boy was born on St David's Day, and I just had to call him David!"
    The Irishman spoke up, "Ah, sure, it was just the same with our Pancake!"
     
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