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Snooker Loopy Nuts Are We..................

Discussion in 'General Chat' started by Easter Road 1980, Apr 23, 2024.

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Champion of Snooker

  1. Eddie Chorlton And The Wheelies

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  2. Ray "The Count" Reardon

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  3. Chas And Dave

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  4. Stephen "Slighty Blowy" Davis

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  5. Ronaldo O'****wit Sullivan

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  6. Stephanie "Pizza Face" Hendrie

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  7. Alexander Huggins

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  8. John Thomas Spencer

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  9. Who Gives A Flyin g ****

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  10. Hazel Irvine

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  1. Easter Road 1980

    Easter Road 1980 Well-Known Member

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    Only just realised this has started again. It's becoming almost an annual occurrence these days. I'm not really interested in Snooker these days, not since the halcyon days of the thrilling fast paced snooker potfest of Clifford "The Grinder" Thorburn and Terence "Nice Cuppa Tea" Griffiths that kept everone captivated until 4am.

    Who will triumph and does anyone actually give a ****?

    Poll to follow.................
     
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  2. Ponders Revisited

    Ponders Revisited Well-Known Member

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    I know Tony Drago. He lives quite close to me.

    True dat.
     
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  3. Easter Road 1980

    Easter Road 1980 Well-Known Member

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    Whatever happened to that Malteser Twat? He was meant to be the next big thing but from what I recall he was utter ****. Much like that other twat, Tony Knowles, the one that used to wear tarts underwear under his poxy effeminate suit when he was getting his leg over on the table?
     
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  4. Toley Fart

    Toley Fart not606's best fighter

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    A lot of big hitters out already

    absolute scenes

    could be a chinkie this year
     
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  5. Easter Road 1980

    Easter Road 1980 Well-Known Member

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    Wonder if they have mixed emotions when they sink the yellow.
     
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    stopmeandslapme Well-Known Member

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    The refereeesses are better looking these days, phwoar.
     
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    stopmeandslapme Well-Known Member

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    Why have you left James "Break Wind" White out of the poll?
     
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  8. Easter Road 1980

    Easter Road 1980 Well-Known Member

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    Yes, I have noticed that.

    Wonder how many of them are getting porked in the dressing rooms at the mid-session intervals?
     
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  9. Easter Road 1980

    Easter Road 1980 Well-Known Member

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    There's more chance of Hazel "Windy Pops" Irvine winning it, that's why <ok>
     
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  10. stopmeandslapme

    stopmeandslapme Well-Known Member

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    She could re-spot my pink any time
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  11. Easter Road 1980

    Easter Road 1980 Well-Known Member

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    Look at the way she is bending seductively over the table, you can tell she's gagging for it up her fart pipe <ok>
     
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  12. Gambol

    Gambol George Clooney's wee brother

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    **** off.Just **** off with this ****. Snooker? Seriously? Just **** off.
     
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    Gambol, Apr 23, 2024
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  13. FosseFilberto

    FosseFilberto Pizzeria Superiore and some ...
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    ^^^^^^
    Prefers potting the brown....
     
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  14. Easter Road 1980

    Easter Road 1980 Well-Known Member

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    Be fair, the speccy twat lost a finger up a blokes dung funnel when he was stretched over the green cloth.
     
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  15. Toley Fart

    Toley Fart not606's best fighter

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    Snooker is elite
     
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    Toley Fart, Apr 24, 2024
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    HRH Custard VC National Car Park Attendant

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    Poofs and mongs watch snooker
     
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    HRH Custard VC, Apr 28, 2024
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  17. Toley Fart

    Toley Fart not606's best fighter

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    Some match that
     
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  18. Fabulous Fabio

    Fabulous Fabio Well-Known Member

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    Nice to see a forum stalwart doing well
     
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    Fabulous Fabio, Apr 29, 2024
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  19. Archers Road

    Archers Road Urban Spaceman

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    Beginning to think Ronnie is a bit of a bell end.
     
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    Archers Road, Apr 29, 2024
  20. Easter Road 1980

    Easter Road 1980 Well-Known Member

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    "a bit"

    He's a ****ing arrogant disrespectful ****ing ****.

    "ABR"

    I'd even settle for the matching fixing Johnny Higginsgate winning it for ****s sake.
     
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    Easter Road 1980, Apr 30, 2024 at 11:52 AM
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