4 men sit anxiously outside the maternity unit ... ... as they await news on their wives' who are having babies The English one says, "My first son was born on St George's Day, so I named him George." The Scotsman added, "My first son was born on St Andrew's Day, and I decided to name him Andrew." The Welshman said, "My boy was born on St David's Day, and I just had to call him David!" The Irishman spoke up, "Ah, sure, it was just the same with our Pancake!"