Off Topic Jokes thread

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Three ladies are chipping up to the fourth hole at River Hill Golf Club when a naked man wearing a paper bag over his head jumps from the trees and runs across the green.
The three ladies stand in awe at the size of his manhood.
The first lady says, 'He is definitely not my husband.'
The second lady, gazes at his manhood and says, 'He is not mine either.'
After a very considerable inspection, the third lady finally says,
'He's not even a member of this golf club'.

 

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I was driving a bit lively to work this morning when I was stopped by a traffic cop.
He said “You were going a bit fast sir, what would have happened if you had suddenly come across Mister Fog”
Me being me said “I would have trod on Mister Brake of course”
He said “I will repeat the question sir, what would have happened if you had suddenly come across Mist or Fog”

 

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