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  1. PINKIE

    PINKIE Wurzel Gummidge

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    We could instruct the auditors then.

    I’ll point to them to this page to start <laugh>
     
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  2. FosseFilberto

    FosseFilberto Pizzeria Superiore and some ...
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    No you can't - you sign up to 'auditor independence' ... and they tell you what they need in order to undertake the audit - in your case they would likely direct you to the Wizard of Oz with a request similar to that of the Scarecrow <doh>
     
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  3. PINKIE

    PINKIE Wurzel Gummidge

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    Never mind Flossy. It was just a light hearted quip

    You’re overthinking this.

    You’d best get back to stock taking those granny knickers :bandit:
     
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  4. KingHotspur

    KingHotspur Well-Known Member

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    Who are the players? Which club? IMG_0835.jpeg
     
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    Assuming they are well known players, it probably won't take much working out once they are missing from line ups.
     
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  6. Peej

    Peej Fabio Borini Lover

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    be interesting to see how this isn’t leaked to the media
     
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  7. PINKIE

    PINKIE Wurzel Gummidge

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    I think both are 19 years old, so maybe not regular first teamers anyway. But it will all come out eventually
     
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    PINKIE Wurzel Gummidge

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    Just been listening to that welsh bint from the post office lying about what she knew about software flaws, as the post office brought convictions against sub postmasters

    ‘I can’t recall’
    ‘I don’t remember’
    ‘I’m not entirely sure’

    She knows… she needs to be told she’ll do some bird if she can’t be open and frank, that will jog her memory.
     
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  9. brb

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    I said from the beginning of this that it made no sense, the possibility of money dropping out somewhere and no one gave it a thought, oh please what a load of bolloxs.

    Today is the first time in a while that I've heard any of what is being said and she is just coming across like a dumb fook - only knows how much she earned, but all i've heard so far, is name drop other people, state that other people had worked there longer than her, in short, deflection from oneself, then add to that all the excuses you have highlighted.

    I can't work out if she's someone with degrees who has absolutely no logical or critical thinking, or whether she just conveniently forgets whatever does not suit the post office narrative.

    Stick her in a cell, see if that helps her recall memory.
     
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  10. FosseFilberto

    FosseFilberto Pizzeria Superiore and some ...
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    Just part of your ongoing education Ponky ... no need to get hissy... if I do find any Granny Knickers, I'll put them in the post ... not likely, tbh, given the business area I now work in, but you never know <cheers>
     
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  11. PINKIE

    PINKIE Wurzel Gummidge

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    Yeah she’s chatting ****e.

    The post office knew their software was ****ed and still tried to let innocent people carry the can

    people went to prison for that and lives were ruined. Innocent people had their reputations ruined and those who did time, missed out on time with children and grandchildren that they will never get back

    senior managers need to take the rap for this and she’s a little coward for trying to swerve the accountability
     
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    Treble Keyser Söze

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    I think the impact on the families and the stories I've heard about the effect on their children is what's cut me up the most.
     
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    Yeah it’s horrendous the effect it had on people.

    Although nowhere near as bad as this. I was accused of stealing money once by a vexatious complainant when I used to work in mental health in the NHS. It’s a ****ing awful place to be in when you know you’re innocent, but you’re being accused. My bosses threw me under a bus too, because they were more concerned with saying sorry and placating the complaint, than actually backing me.

    ****ing horrible time in my life that and I can only imagine what those sub postmasters and their families went through, as it was on a much bigger scale.
     
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    Bwood_Ranger 2023 Funniest Poster

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    Morning. Office day as I’m going to the game later. Might have to go on a few walks to break up the loneliness. **** Sky Sports.
     
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    Big Ern Lord, Master, Guru & Emperor

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    I would guess she failed upwards to the level of her incompetence by kissing ass rather then being any use, which is standard british business practice in my experience.
     
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    luvgonzo Pisshead

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    Peej Fabio Borini Lover

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    Busy two weeks coming to an end.

    weekend here and golfing tomorrow.
     
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    luvgonzo Pisshead

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    Got lots I could do but a weekend off would be nice so going to chill, walk, pub and make curry.
     
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    Sucky peoples champ & forum saviour

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    Paint the hallway or pga.

    Decisions decisions
     
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  20. Bwood_Ranger

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    PGA obviously.
     
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