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  1. blonogasoven

    blonogasoven Well-Known Member

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    My wife just called the house phone.

    "I've broken down on the M25, just before junction 6" she panicked.

    "Just wait there" I said, "I'll be about 10 minutes."

    After having a sh*t, I took the receiver off the table and said, "Right, you've done what?"
     
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    Why is it when I get on a plane everything shrinks?

    I get this tiny roll and a small bit of cake.

    A minute bit of leg space.

    A can of drink comes and it's half the size of a normal one.

    **** knows how big those stewardesses really are.
     
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    blonogasoven, Apr 26, 2024
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    Sharia law does have it's pluses....a man has had his hand sewn back on after winning his appeal
     
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    Real Madrid are reportedly interested in signing Spurs full back Destiny Udogie in July.

    They asked chairman Daniel Levy, 'How much is Udogie in the window'?
     
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