Off Topic CL, ITTV and other forums (merged)

Gutter level, and to think one of our owners has contact with him

 

I must admit, Reams’ dismissal of Elfs last time was a beauty.

“Sling your hook Gary”



Followed by a sharp press on the Banned button.

 

The Brasilian call centre I am about to open will have 100 staff, all interested in football forums

 

How many times do you have to be told - he is just an honest broker who worked very hard to bring the ownership group together.

 

DubaiCafc has popped out like a bad fart on CL now, he's putting us all right on the Dobson situation

 

What’s the Bobby then ?

 

What’s he saying - can’t be bothered to read Wally Life.

 

Sticking up for the club, we offered Dobson the agreed deal but he still signed for the goulash mob
The usual s*** of telling us how it is........when it isn't.
The shelf stacker will be going into overdrive in tandem with Dubai

 

Bobby?

 

Amazing how readily Dubai sold his arse.

Is he even a fan ?

Never posts about the games or the team - just parrots the Methven / Scott PR .

 

I just lol his drivel.

Amazing how two posters that do not live in England are fed so much 'information'.

I gather their favourite Blondie number is 'Hanging on the Telephone'.

 

Bobby Moore - score - what’s ‘e sayin’ ?

 

Aha, I'll remember that one.
Ben Hayes is correcting Dubai, and he's stumbling along like me getting on the tube after an away game

 

Q. How

 

Q. How can you tell when the SMT is lying ?

A. Their lips move. And Dubai pops up.

 

Why don't you post what you have posted on here on CL? Makes more sense, then Dubai can answer you directly. Just a thought.

 

It’s because Elfs is up AFKAs botty on there and likes to keep on side with the cool kids in their playground

 

Yeah, and you'll know very well about playgrounds

 

On a serious note, Elfs relationship with Charlton Life is a complex one

98% of the posters on CL ignore him, and refuse to engage with his “banter”.

A handful, all of whom would qualify for a Saga Holiday and a birthday card from the King, tolerate him as the young pup in their friendship group.

There is no doubt that Elfs is right up AFKA’s botty.

 

Anyone fancying a laugh, check out the transfer & Dobson threads over on CL

The annual battle for Willy Waver of the Year is well underway.

This year it reminds me of the top of the Premier league, in that it’s nip and tuck in a fascinating three way contest.

Betting odds as follows:

Swisdom 4/5

The Man City of brown nosers has nudged ahead in the past 48 hours, showing all of his experience with claims about sitting down with transfer targets. Only injury is likely to prevent Swisdom picking up the title, so he better wrap his brown nose up in cotton wool.

Dubai Addick 6/4

The new kid on the block, the Arsenal of brown nosers. Mounting a strong showing this year after learning from his mistakes in the previous season such as posting porkies on ITTV, as well as showing more stamina by relentlessly deploying the high press in his slavish arse licking of Charles Methven. Dubai could well profit from any last min slip ups from Swisdom.

Henry Irving 10/1

Now at the veteran stage of a glittering career in brown nosing, and vulnerable to younger, up & coming opponents. Still lethal in transition, Henners specialises in making a thread about anything all about his own good deeds for the club. He has seen his title challenge fade away in recent weeks, much like Liverpools. His track record of selfies with Katrien Meire & Matt Southall has weighed heavily on him in the run in, but don’t rule out a last min surge from Henry if he can invite Friedman to visit his museum.