Snooker Loopy Nuts Are We..................

He has issues right enough.

 

Snooker is just shìt pool tbh.

 

Lain holds his nose when he jumps in a swimming pool

 

Ever tried playing snooker when your pissed? Doesn’t work at all

 

After the 6th pint we just used to start thrashing every colour in sight and not really giving a ****, most enjoyable. Would have made excellent live TV

 

Tell that to William Wurbberneck.

 

Big Bill needed 12 pints a session for strictly medical reasons iirc

 

Put it on after the topless darts

 

Yeah, it was some kind of nervous disorder from what I recall.

I don't know what ailment Kirk Stevens had that necessitated him to be smacked off his trolley with cocaine and heroin to settle him however

 

As long as it's the darts of old, beer bellies, pints and tabs all over the shop, glorious nicotine stained fingers and a smoke filled hall that you couldn't cut with a chainsaw

 

Magic. What about Saturday afternoon wrestling with old dears watching Big Shirley and his tactical belly flops.

 

What an athlete Giant Haystacks was

 

And then on the Sunday you had the best quiz show ever Bullseye with the much missed wonderful Jim "great, smashing, super" Bowen.

"The lights are there to help you"

A veritable plethora of speedboats on show

 

I'm a bit miffed that BBC4 is showing snooker instead of To The Manor Born which is usually on at this time on a Tuesday. Was wondering whether Audrey and Richard will get it on.

 

I have never understood why some people felt the need to do that.

 

Cos they’re poofs?

 

Probably

 

Ronnie and John Higgins both out?

Who’s gonna win it now?

 

Ball run Bingham

 

If he was a character in Jeeves and Wooster he would definitely be known as Bingo Bingham.