Now who the Fug would live in a place like Porthcawl then? Suspicious looking stain noticed on beach...
City star Revell set to get a start tonight against Rotherham eh? Where so Walesonline get off calling every city player a star for fug sake? Just look at the relaxed stance on Peter Whittingham, he doesn't look as if he has a care in the world...it's the poor fans I feel for...wot a pile of Shiite? Certainly no stars on show for me. Sad to hear of the passing of Dave Mackay, now he was a star...a scary star...pity we haven't got a leader like him!
The answer to that question my dear Masky pal is generally those who say it because they can't afford it. I'm afraid that speech bubble is coming from the back of the Marine holiday flats - not my scene at all since the days of the old Knights Arms pub - now there was a place you could buy anything, not just beer eh? I notice the big white building in the foreground where you've spent much of your respite. Unfortunately, I think the Glamorgan Holiday Respite hotel for the elderly has closed now so you'll have to find somewhere else. You'd have to expand that picture quite a bit to find Chez Sparkey though, the more discerning of us reside in the Newton village area - three pubs, The Globe, Ancient Briton and Jolly Sailor, a Bargain Booze, a Post Office and a Spar shop - what more can anyone need.
Oh Sparkey pal, many apologies if you thought this is about you me old mucker... nah, not a bit! I like the place though I have to say, I like everywhere really and everything! Broad statement to make I know, but as I am now in my fifties...if I wake in the morning and I am not surrounded by a row of candles....I tink thank fug, aaas a big fart, and gets up and out of there quick like!
.......pull the other one you old fart. That's more likely your wasteline than your age. C'mon now Dom - there's no shame in it pal. Admit to those advancing years and the effect it's having on your posts. You know it makes sense and you can get in for less at the CCS. Zimmer frames are allowed and I could get in free as your carer.
Oh Sparkey pal, many apologies if you thought this is about you me old mucker... nah, not a bit! "You're So Vain" You walked into the party like you were walking onto a yacht Your hat strategically dipped below one eye Your scarf it was apricot You had one eye on the mirror as you watched yourself gavotte And all the girls dreamed that they'd be your partner They'd be your partner, and... You're so vain, you probably think this thread is about you You're so vain, I'll bet you think this thread is about you Don't you? Don't You? In saying that, nothing wrong with Porthcawl. It has it's own micro climate. Over the last 100 Saturdays, how many times has it rained on Porthcawl Seafront at 9.00 am? And how do I know this? Answers on a postcard please.
I've never gavotted in my life - maybe the odd garotte but we won't go into that...... Masky has been goading me for ages. I'm not paranoid honestly, but I do look under my bed every night to check the masked bandit hasn't found me. I don't mind him riding Silver, but there's no way he's riding me.........
And speaking of Silver (yes, this should be on the joke's thread): - What's the nearest thing to silver?...................................................................................................................................................................................... > > > > > > > > > > > > The Lone Ranger's Ar$e!!! Coat time.
Porthcawl ...I have fond memories of my miners fortnight holiday there back in the 50's.....Fish & chips. ice cream, candy floss and men and women sitting for hours on the beach with the men with hats made out of their hankies all wearing Tommy cannon brazes and rolled up trousers...happy days ..
