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Grant Holt Facts

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  1. SheffieldCanary

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    This is quite big amongst City fans on Twitter. Couldn't see that it's made it over here yet. I'll set the ball rolling.

    Grant Holt isn't overweight, all other footballers are mal-nourished

    Grant Holt will not be chosen to play for England. He will choose to play for them.

    Grant Holt gave birth to Wayne Rooney and gave him half of his powers.

    Etc etc
     
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    SheffieldCanary, Jan 21, 2012
  2. No Kane No Gain

    No Kane No Gain Well-Known Member

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    Contrary to popular belief Grant Holt is not fast, he's nicknamed "White Lightning" because he's an alcoholic.
     
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    No Kane No Gain, Jan 21, 2012
  3. STUMADYELLOWS

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    Grant Holt must have a good shout for team GB. Be great to see him win a gold and score a hat full.
     
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    STUMADYELLOWS, Jan 21, 2012
  4. Phuketcanary

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    Grant Holt gets his manly strength from drinking the salty tears of cowardly investment bankers!
     
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  5. Beefforhire-NCFC

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    Grant Holt shagged the statue of liberty, and took a **** in the Portman road urinals
     
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    Beefforhire-NCFC, Jan 21, 2012
  6. CanariesSoccer

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    Anyone who fouls Grant Holt should be sent off, because Grant Holt is always in a clear goalscoring position.
     
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    CanariesSoccer, Jan 21, 2012
  7. CanariesSoccer

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    Grant Holt didn't miss his penalty, he just chose not to score it.
     
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    CanariesSoccer, Jan 21, 2012
  8. KIO

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    Grant Holt eats cow pie for breakfast

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  9. Tony_Munky_Canary

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    Grant Holt once swam to The Virgin Islands.
    They're now just called The Islands <ok>
     
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    Tony_Munky_Canary, Jan 21, 2012
  10. KIO

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    Sid, LOL <laugh>
     
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  11. redruthyella

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    Frank Herbert couldn't spell Grant Holt so his second choice was Muad Dib.
     
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    redruthyella, Jan 21, 2012
  12. Walsh.i.am

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    When Jonathan Swift wrote 'Gulliver's travels', he used Grant Holt as a model for the fictional character <ok>
     
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    Walsh.i.am, Jan 21, 2012
  13. Tony_Munky_Canary

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    Grant Holt wrote The Bible, then wrote it again on the back of a postage stamp - in braille <ok>
     
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    Tony_Munky_Canary, Jan 21, 2012
  14. Rubik's Tube

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    Grant Holt doesn't believe in God; God believes in Grant Holt
     
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  15. SheffieldCanary

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    After the Chelsea game Torres asked Grant Holt "just tell me how".
     
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    SheffieldCanary, Jan 21, 2012
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    Grant Holt because a lady loves Milk Tray.
     
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    eeore, Jan 21, 2012
  17. DHCanary

    DHCanary Very Well-Known Member
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    The true definition of impossible is what Grant Holt hasn't done yet.
     
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    DHCanary, Jan 21, 2012
  18. SheffieldCanary

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    Kwik fit considered changing the name of tyres to 'holts'
     
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    SheffieldCanary, Jan 22, 2012
  19. Rubik's Tube

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    Fear of spiders is called arachnaphobia; fear of enclosed spaces is claustrophobia. Fear of Grant Holt is called common sense.
     
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    Rubik's Tube, Jan 22, 2012
  20. Cruyff's Turn

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    Some say....his favourite cocktail's main ingredient is Turpentine Substitute.Some say he runs a half Marathon every morning...on water.Some say Shrewsbury Town missed a couple of noughts off the price.All we know is he's called Grant Holt ...the best English striker in The Premiership !
     
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    Cruyff's Turn, Jan 22, 2012
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