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The Rep Brothel - Official Horse Racing Branch

Discussion in 'Horse Racing' started by Albert's Chip Shop, Nov 12, 2014.

  1. Albert's Chip Shop

    Albert's Chip Shop Top Grafter
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    Ok folks. I'm happy to welcome you to the ever popular free for all that is the Rep Brothel.
    The Toon one and subsequent franchises have been a masdive hit so I thought to time to spread the Rep addicts love elsewhere.
    Who wants a slice of complimentary reppage then?

    A Branch near you

    The Rep Brothel – Head Office
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    The Rep Brothel - Wycombe Branch
    The Rep Brothel- Burton Branch
    The Rep Brothel - Official Horse Racing Branch



    Repping education and all that Jazz
     
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  2. Ron

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    Give it a while Albert. They aren't used to repping here. I see you gave stick and fusion a good repping. I hope they return the favour <laugh>
     
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  3. SwanHills

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    "Repping is a colloquial verb used to sum up that someone or something is representing an area or something relevant to their lives."

    I see, obviously I lead a pretty reclusive life and didn't know what the **** it meant. Now I do, Thank you! Plenty of that already going on in this part of the forum, I would say?

    Now I've woken-up a bit, it's pretty obvious really.......<laugh>
     
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  4. Cyclonic

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    Thanks Swanny, I didn't know what the hell was going on, but was too embarrassed to ask. :)
     
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  5. SwanHills

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    That's quite OK, Cyc, at my age I am totally unembarrassable.

    Even my tips don't embarrass me any more, though they bloody well should! :emoticon-0101-sadsm
     
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  6. Ron

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    These Rep Brothels are on several Forums and are just for a laugh and to get to know a few people outside one's own forum. Basically your rep power can be increased by someone giving you rep (by clicking the star at the foot of a post). The larger their rep power the more rep you get. It can be fun going round a few rep brothels and meeting new people. If it's not for you just ignore it and leave it to those who think it's fun (or something to do when bored).

    I did invite Albert to open a branch here so you can blame me <laugh>

    I'll be putting up an index of the brothels at some point.

    PS. On the new site there will be no rep power but the rep power will be converted into "likes" <doh>. So if you want to start off with a load of "likes" here's a chance to build them up. <party> You have to laugh.
     
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    Nicked from Head Office Rep

    A store that sells new husbands has opened in Melbourne , where a woman may go to choose a husband. Among the instructions at the entrance is a description of how the store operates:

    You may visit this store ONLY ONCE! There are six floors and the value of the products increase as the shopper ascends the flights. The shopper may choose any item from a particular floor, or may choose to go up to the next floor, but you cannot go back down except to exit the building!

    So, a woman goes to the Husband Store to find a husband. On the first floor the sign on the door reads:

    Floor 1 - These men Have Jobs

    She is intrigued, but continues to the second floor, where the sign reads:

    Floor 2 - These men Have Jobs and Love Kids.

    'That's nice,' she thinks, 'but I want more.'

    So she continues upward. The third floor sign reads:

    Floor 3 - These men Have Jobs, Love Kids, and are Extremely Good Looking.

    'Wow,' she thinks, but feels compelled to keep going.

    She goes to the fourth floor and the sign reads:

    Floor 4 - These men Have Jobs, Love Kids, are Drop-dead Good Looking and Help With Housework.

    'Oh, mercy me!' she exclaims, 'I can hardly stand it!'

    Still, she goes to the fifth floor and the sign reads:

    Floor 5 - These men Have Jobs, Love Kids, are Drop-dead Gorgeous, Help with Housework, and Have a Strong Romantic Streak.

    She is so tempted to stay, but she goes to the sixth floor, where the sign reads:

    Floor 6 - You are visitor 31,456,012 to this floor. There are no men on this floor. This floor exists solely as proof that women are impossible to please. Thank you for shopping at the Husband Store.

    PLEASE NOTE:
    To avoid gender bias charges, the store's owner opened a New Wives store just across the street.
    The first floor has wives that love sex.
    The second floor has wives that love sex, have money and like beer
    The third, fourth, fifth and sixth floors have never been visited.
     
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  8. SwanHills

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    <laugh> very good!
     
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