New to this twitter thing but am now an avid fan after the Dalglish family banter tonight. Great stuff. I'll do my best to copy the posts. Kenny. Spoiler Alert. If you haven't had enough of Paul today his mother is armed and ready to tweet. Paul. Thanks for the invite. Marina. Paul, would not upset my daughter in law by taking you away from your DIY. Paul. Well at least I got some genes. Unfortunately it was his ability as a 15 year old joiner not a footballer. Paul. (After a comment about being bald) My mums bald. She wears a wig. Marina. Your getting stick for your bald head! You know what they say about bald men! Your father has a full head of hair. Kenny. Paul you have a lovely head of skin leave your mother alone. Lauren. (To Marina) Remember when we went to buy Paul Regaine for his baldy head? Paul. (To Kenny) I get your backside but not your hair. How does that work? Marina. You have to have some sympathy with Paul. 3 sisters and me. No wonder his hair fell out. Paul. Mother I may have no hair but I do have a job. Unlike the other man in your life. Kenny. Who is the other man in your mothers life? Must be Rocco. You must save a fortune in hair products. Kenny. Your mum has re-employed me at the charity. She has a heart of gold. Paul. Those HD tv's did you no favours last year. You have more hair up your nose than I have on my head. Paul. Is that what she told you? She told me she was sticking you in a home. Marina. Paul please don't put me in the same home as your father! Marina. Your father has a job for life at the MDA. The problem is he wants to sleep with your mother. Marina. I mean the boss! Lynsey. Just been out for dinner and now looking at Twitter. #Dalglishfamilydisgrace Brilliant stuff.
Twitter is quality. Definitely follow Hamann, Razor Rudduck is decent, Lucas is decent, Babel is funny/irritating. Empire of The kop, Redmen TV, Anfield Wrap are all worth following too.
I know that this is an old thread, but better than start a new one ...... This Twitter account is brilliant... - @FootyFansChants