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  1. VenomPD

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    Take one gram of severly cut Bolivian ching

    Snort copiously
     
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  2. Sounds good
     
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  3. VenomPD

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    I thought seeing as we don't have Pope's Cookbook anymore we could have a coke-book. Post your stories of drug abuse on this thread please
     
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  4. Frank The Tank

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    I pop vitamins every day. A, B, C, D & E are all involved in this party.

    Bet you all think am mental now.
     
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  5. took most of the goodies, not a fan of ketamine to be fair, freaked out once. pills are a disgrace these days, not even mdma thats in them, some other weird **** that is funny as **** for the first 4 hours then it just bugs u and vals dont help much. its some sort of super drug. coke is the devils dandruff right enuf. i hate it and take it every week, sensible **** eh?
     
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    Vitamin tablets make me sick. One year at T in the Park I'd been taking drugs all weekend and my mate tells me to take one of his Multi-Vits as it wouldsort me out. ****ing thing made me whitey. My body isn't designed for Vitamins
     
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  7. Bhoy From Brum

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    The mrs is my best mates little sister.

    Their older sister was in Panama prison for years for drug smuggling, when she got out she was skint & bored in the house. I had all the tunes back then so they rang me up & asked me to drop some cd's round for them to copy. I was staying in that night so they said come along & have a drink with them.

    I was umming & arming but the "playing cards, loser has to sniff a line & neck a vodka" had me up there in minutes!!! It wasn't long before they'd cottoned on I was losing on purpose to get more drugs & alcohol. The coke & Vodka soon ran out & sniffing a pill & necking a can of skol was the end for me!!

    We caught a taxi to somebodys house to carry on the session & I must have been tripping. I thought I was asleep at home & dreaming about being a professional footballer & in the middle of the game got in a fight with Gary Neville......turns out I was wide awake in a taxi kicking **** out the seat <laugh>

    Started knocking round them for a bit & ended up with the younger one!!
     
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    <laugh>

    Got a kid with her now <ok> <laugh>

    I was on a gram a day back then & a medium bottle of rum to boot. This is when coke was real coke, not the **** you get nowadays. I'd probably have to have an 8th just to get wired like a line would of back then.
     
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    Too true Brum it has gone downhill rapido in the last 5-10 years. I used to be mental for the ching and the pills. But have to avoid the E's these days and ching just leaves you feeling ****ed-off midweek. Good memories though
     
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  11. trippin on pills is funny as ****, not done it ages thanks to the ****e quality of pills these days. was watchin kasabian live at TITP and thot a wz in ma room listenin to them on ma headfones <laugh> shat maself when a snapped out. was in a taxi in newcastle with the lads (stag or somethin similar) and was givin the driver directions to ma hoose, a was in the front seat, ma mates wer aw pissin themsels. another good trip was in ibiza, ma mate sed a was lyin on ma bed eyes shut laffin with ma hands held out, a thot a was lookin thro fotos <laugh> goin to ibiza in june, cany wait!
     
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    I've only tripped on pills once. was in my bed and I could swear there was an old Arab woman with an Alsatian in my room, freaky as ****. My mate came upstairs for a pish and heard me talking to myself saying "Pretty Woman is a **** film"

    **** knows.
     
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  13. a filmed ma mate trippin, he was doin it every 2 seconds, it was brilliant. u need to be tired and pilled at the same time to get the best ones
     
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  14. Bhoy From Brum

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    <laugh>

    Took pills a few times when I was younger but had a trip when i was out & a few of my mates got battered while I was wondering about off my ****ing head. Stayed away from them since then, my mate had his head smashed off the curb & the other lad with us was stabbed!!

    Sniffing them gave me a little trip but nowhere near as bad.

    My brothers quite big round our way for selling coke. Him & his mates go to some rave every year round Wales somewhere. Last year they weren't really feeling it as the drugs were ****, taking hours to kick in & lasting bout half hour. Most of them ****ed off back to the hotel in groups & handed the pills to the remaining group....this happened till one kid was left on his own with ****loads of pills!!!

    The next morning they all met up & this kid was not there. They searched all round & retraced the route back to the rave which was just finishing. They stood at the exit as everyone left & right at the very back was this kid with 2 st johns ambulance guys more or less carrying him off the field with one of those blankets they give marathon runners <laugh> The mad **** was so adament he needed pills he kept necking them one after the other till he had about 10 <laugh>

    The guys about 5ft11, white as **** & weighs about 6 stone at best so you can imagine what he'd look like after the rave!!
     
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    Yeah, think that's what made me trip. I'd been up since the Thursday morning and this was about 3AM on Sunday without any sleep. I went into the pub on Saturday afternoon and met a guy called "Sideshow Bob" who sold me 3g's of MDMA too. Unwise move.
     
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    I've tripped off coke before. Had about a q to myself just sitting in my room looking out the windows at ****. Bad times.
     
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  17. 10 pills is a doddle now, ma mate took 9 in 1 go. 5s ma record but it made me ill. we got pills in OZ, $40 each but they were unreal. 1 pill had us buzzin for hours, it was like ur 1st ever pill.
     
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    Been there, not fun. One of my mates said to me I looked like something out of Dawn of the Dead, he was right too. I just become a selfish cokehead para ****
     
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    If I went to my mates on monday straight from work I'd end up having a gram....then tuesday would be **** for not having one....friday & saturday would be double that thursday too come to think of it!!
     
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  20. ma mate smokes coke now, we all tell him to **** off but he disny listen, he puts a wee bit in a bong and smokes it. wt do ye make a that? dodgy?
     
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