Transfer Rumours transfer thread fact and fiction

Rashford would bloom under Poch, and I think he and The Smug One know it.

 

Somebody forgot to clear the dartboard after concocting the previous story, obviously...and nothing to do with what I typed being the hack job from a couple of months back linking Dier with Bayern with a couple of names changed.

 

Reports in the Corriere dello Sport say that Inter are convinced they can sign Lamela for just £8m this summer.

I have no idea why they're convinced of this, after all look how happy he is to wear our shirt...

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Just take Shaw and not our own Harry Kane

 

Don't worry Dave, they are just really desperate to find a fitting replacement for Kane.
Players who leave United are either not quite good enough for the likes of Spurs and Arsenal or are so good they move to another top team

 

Sissiko for Shaw and Rashford seems reasonable to me

 

If you paid £30m for Sissoko just think how much we could screw out of you for either of those

 

We are the club that has Levy, not you. Straight swap was what I had in mind

 

Levy, £30m for Sissoko

Other clubs must be shaking in their boots

 

You think £30m on Sissoko is bad?

Imagine throwing £89m at a player you let go for free just a few years prior and who's yet to look like a £10m player since his return.

 

To add, Sissoko even has the same amount of assists as Pogba in the Prem and the latter nearly has over 4x as many minutes on the pitch

 

I think I used to call that a double-owning, in my wumming days!

 

Angel Di Maria
Signed for £59.7m in 2014
Moved to PSG for £44m in 2015

Juan Sebastien Veron
Signed for £28.1m in 2001
Moved to Chelsea for £15m in 2003

Yes, let's all have a good, hearty gut laugh at the club whose transfer business is that inept. Oh wait a minute...that's your club.

 

Diego has been well and truly Pogba'd there.

 

And then Croydon pummels him when he's down.

 

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@Diego

I believe this is yours

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Lloris (£12m)
Dier (£4m) Alderweireld (£11.5m) Vertonghen (£10m)
Walker (£3m) Wanyama (£11m) Dembele (£15m) Rose (£1m)
Eriksen (£11m) Alli (£5m)
Kane (Free)
Total: £83.5m

Pogba : £89m​

 

And none of you picked up on the fact I was pointing out Levy is not the genius you all think he is.
Yes we have overpaid for many, many players, it's what we have to do because others know we can and will so not really telling me anything the neighbours cat couldnt.
Not really anything like an "owning", more like a "let's all take the focus off what he said"

Unless of course you really didn't get it and it just flew overhead