Transfer Rumours transfer thread fact and fiction

You owe me 300 quid, as I just smashed my laptop due to
punching the image you posted with extreme violence.

 

Is this an exceptionally quiet transfer window?

 

That all started because of this:

Ignore Gallas, and he'll make sure you notice him

 

IMHO Spurs are quietly going about business for potential new signings.

My big concern is that activity is conditional on the walking wounded.
Specifically if several on the list are not going to be up and running by the
end of the transfer window, there will be some rushed signings happening
close to deadline day.

 

Sssshhhh!

 

Even Nasris' head from behind screams "punch me hard" .
Indeed a truly rare human being.

But thanks for the Chamakh reminders ( "world class" and snood) .

 

PLAYER CONDITION LATEST NEWS EXPECTED RETURN AVAILABLE?

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S Heung-min Broken Arm July 17, 2017

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M Dembele Foot July 10, 2017

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H Winks Ankle Injury July 10, 2017

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D Rose MCL Knee Ligament Injury August 19, 2017

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E Lamela Hip Injury October 14, 2017

 

HIAG telling ME to be quiet.

 

1. Put on the physio watch article.
2. Info source (OS etc) ??

 

Physio room

 

It's a very QUIET transfer window

 

It was banter, mate.

You asked "is this a quiet transfer window?" and I said "ssshhhh!" to indicate that you were disturbing the quiet.

Geddit?

 

Thankyou HIAG but you are not talking to your Arsenal friends now I didn't need an explanation I am a Spurs fan.

You may notice that the average Spurs fan is able to read and understand and disseminate information without the need for beads.

 

Fair enough, mate.

I've been posting too long on the Prem board and mixing with the riff-raff!

 

You have

 

The average HIAG target on the PL board is not able to read his
postings to them without using "prayer beads" to calm themselves down.

 

I forgot you were an economist, beads are your stock in trade.

 

I'm not surprised by lack of incomings. It's the total radio silence regarding our small heap of deadwood that concerns me. Fazio, Njie and GKN surely have no future at the club. Then there's Wimmer who I wouldn't mind keeping but doesn't look to be part of Poch's plans. Barely a whisper about any of them. And don't get me started on the fact that Sissoko is somehow still an employee of the club.

 

You've got to admit, though, that there are some real pearlers on the Prem board at the moment!

The one that Matth started - about the dreadful Arsenal advert - cracks me up every time I read it!

"We are Cech's helmet!"


ffs! that is just too funny!

And the other one is Pixie's pitifully tragic so-called WFU thread, which he completely ****ed-up with his OP (see the first entry in my signature)!

 

I must have forgot too (thought my day job since 1988 was telecoms R+D) .