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Discussion in 'The Premier League' started by The Ginger Marks, Jun 15, 2017.

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Will Spurs join the big boys? How much money will Levy throw at Spurs to make this happen.

  1. None, our squads big enough to cope with UCL & the league.

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  2. Only what we get from selling the family silver.

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  3. £20 million and there's another 20 if needed.

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  4. Spurs will outspend all the other London clubs.

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  1. <laugh>
    OUCH!

    Skiddy will be livid at that comment, mate.
     
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  2. The Ginger Marks

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    Really <laugh> you've already told everybody.
     
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  3. yossarian

    yossarian Well-Known Member

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    You're right and in fact i feel i should make a long overdue apology. In the past i have compared Skiddy to a number of different members of the animal kingdom but probably most of all, a chimp. I've been told that this is going too far. In fact, only last week i received a call from a member of staff from Monkey World in Dorset who explained that chimpanzees are intelligent, sociable creatures with wonderful personalities/sense of humour thus rendering moot any comparison to Skiddy. Therefore, to all the residents of Monkey World, please accept my humblest apologies.

    PS. He did mention that, in his opinion, Skiddy most resembled a pinworm.
     
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  4. The Ginger Marks

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    Just laughing at you two Bells<laugh>

    Ps. Must try harder.
     
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  5. Skylarker

    Skylarker PL High Commissioner

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    Ok I'll close my account if you can find a quote of me saying I'd taken it up the arse by a ladyboy.

    Otherwise I'm claiming a WFU <ok>
     
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  6. The Ginger Marks

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    Claim what you like pal but we all know you're a chutney mine.
     
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  7. yossarian

    yossarian Well-Known Member

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    Remind me, who of the posters on here moved to Thailand?
     
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  8. <laugh>
    OUCH! (yet again, my friend!)

    You're on a roll!

    Skiddy is taking some good ol' fashioned wum-rope-a-dope action!
     
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    Life's an adventure but some of us don't take it up the ****ter, do you?
     
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  10. <laugh>
    This this is the first time I have seen a fisher-of-men reel in a turkey, my friend!

    Keep it coming!
     
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  11. The Ginger Marks

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    You take up the arse Bell but you only moved to Basingstoke was it for the lay by action?
     
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    yossarian Well-Known Member

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    Calm down, Skiddy. Nobody's judging you. I'm sure if my only talent was shooting ping pong balls out of my backside, i would have moved to Thailand too.
     
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  13. The Ginger Marks

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    But all you Spuds can do that. <laugh>
     
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    yossarian Well-Known Member

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    Maybe...... if we tried (thanks for believing in us). But it still wouldn't be our only talent.
     
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  15. The Ginger Marks

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    Well pulling your foreskin over your head isn't one. <laugh>
     
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  16. Skylarker

    Skylarker PL High Commissioner

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    @PISKIE

    3 points please.
     
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  17. SpursDisciple

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    When did you discover you could do that? Do you get much in the way of tips when you do it?
     
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  18. The Ginger Marks

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    I think you'll find the only guy who picks up tips is the rabbi. <ok>
     
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    <laugh>
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  20. Did the wife show you how to do that, Skids?
     
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