Tips / Bets How much money will the Spuds spend this summer?

OUCH!

Skiddy will be livid at that comment, mate.

 

Really you've already told everybody.

 

You're right and in fact i feel i should make a long overdue apology. In the past i have compared Skiddy to a number of different members of the animal kingdom but probably most of all, a chimp. I've been told that this is going too far. In fact, only last week i received a call from a member of staff from Monkey World in Dorset who explained that chimpanzees are intelligent, sociable creatures with wonderful personalities/sense of humour thus rendering moot any comparison to Skiddy. Therefore, to all the residents of Monkey World, please accept my humblest apologies.

PS. He did mention that, in his opinion, Skiddy most resembled a pinworm.

 

Just laughing at you two Bells

Ps. Must try harder.

 

Ok I'll close my account if you can find a quote of me saying I'd taken it up the arse by a ladyboy.

Otherwise I'm claiming a WFU

 

Claim what you like pal but we all know you're a chutney mine.

 

Remind me, who of the posters on here moved to Thailand?

 

OUCH! (yet again, my friend!)

You're on a roll!

Skiddy is taking some good ol' fashioned wum-rope-a-dope action!

 

Life's an adventure but some of us don't take it up the ****ter, do you?

 

This this is the first time I have seen a fisher-of-men reel in a turkey, my friend!

Keep it coming!

 

You take up the arse Bell but you only moved to Basingstoke was it for the lay by action?

 

Calm down, Skiddy. Nobody's judging you. I'm sure if my only talent was shooting ping pong balls out of my backside, i would have moved to Thailand too.

 

But all you Spuds can do that.

 

Maybe...... if we tried (thanks for believing in us). But it still wouldn't be our only talent.

 

Well pulling your foreskin over your head isn't one.

 

@PISKIE

3 points please.

 

When did you discover you could do that? Do you get much in the way of tips when you do it?

 

I think you'll find the only guy who picks up tips is the rabbi.

 

Did the wife show you how to do that, Skids?