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Off Topic Ronaldo. The hidden secret.

Discussion in 'The Premier League' started by Sweats, Jun 29, 2017.

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  1. luvgonzo

    luvgonzo Pisshead

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    Mrs Fosse says hi! <whistle>
     
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    luvgonzo, Jun 30, 2017
  2. FosseFilberto

    FosseFilberto Pizzeria Superiore and some ...
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    She's invigilating exams at the school ... if you can manage to slip her one in that crowded sports hall under exam conditions then good on yer mate <laugh>

    Unless you've got an inflatable Mrs Fosse of course ... I understand that inflatables are now all the rage in some quarters <whistle>
     
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  3. Spurlock

    Spurlock Homeboy
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    Anyway..it wouldnt be a secret if it wasnt hidden

    WFU by the OP and im claiming it on behalf of Ronaldo

    @PISKIE
     
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  4. Tel (they/them)

    Tel (they/them) Sucky’s Bailiff

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    What if we're all wrong and Ronaldo's just got an incredibly small cock, as in too small to get past the entrance.

    So, with that in mind.

    Would you rather be the best footballer in the world's most miniature chopper, or rubbish at football with a normal sized one?
     
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    Tel (they/them), Jun 30, 2017
  5. Tel (they/them)

    Tel (they/them) Sucky’s Bailiff

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    When you realise your mum's been lying to you all these years and your cock isn't "Normal size"...

    please log in to view this image
     
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    Tel (they/them), Jun 30, 2017
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  6. Milk not bear jizz

    Milk not bear jizz Grasser-In-Chief

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    I'd be Titus Bramble and have an enormous cock.
     
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    Milk not bear jizz, Jun 30, 2017
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  7. Skylarker

    Skylarker PL High Commissioner

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    <laugh>
     
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  8. Bodinki

    Bodinki You're welcome
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    The ****?! <laugh>
    He is entranced by that guys cock!
     
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    Bodinki, Jun 30, 2017
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  9. PINKIE

    PINKIE Wurzel Gummidge

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    Good claim <ok>

    3 points awarded to Spurlock
    1 FUM point awarded to Matth
     
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  10. Spurlock

    Spurlock Homeboy
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    lol, why Matth?
     
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  11. Bodinki

    Bodinki You're welcome
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    Just cos........:p
    Sure he means Sweats.
     
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  12. Skylarker

    Skylarker PL High Commissioner

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    He thought it was a Matth thread <laugh>

    Sweats won't be happy!
     
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  13. Spurlock

    Spurlock Homeboy
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    U sure? naah im not falling for it..you trying to wind me up?

    im claiming a WFU by Bope

    @PISKIE
     
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  14. Spurlock

    Spurlock Homeboy
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    @Matth_2014

    looks like Piskie is trying to Wind you up mate.
     
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  15. Skylarker

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  16. PINKIE

    PINKIE Wurzel Gummidge

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    Yeah I meant Sweats. Just assumed it was Matth coz it was a **** thread. Sorry @Matth_2014

    3 points awarded to Skylarker
    1 FUM point awarded to PISKIE <cry>
     
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  17. Sweats

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    Not sure whether to be annoyed or not by this..

    Coming from someone who shagged an inflatable
     
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    Sweats, Jun 30, 2017
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  18. luvgonzo

    luvgonzo Pisshead

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    Have we not forgotten about that yet?
     
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    luvgonzo, Jun 30, 2017
  19. Bodinki

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    Nope:)
     
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  20. PINKIE

    PINKIE Wurzel Gummidge

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    We can never not know that you shot your load into an inflatable sheep ...
     
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    PINKIE, Jun 30, 2017
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