Tips / Bets Summer transfer market 2017

Long-term Liverpool target Julian Brandt, 21, has agreed to join Bayern Munich from Bayer Leverkusen in 2018. (TZ - via Metro)

Oops!

 

.. would that be Manchester United, currently the richest football club in the world? (Source: according to Forbes - earlier this month)

You really do need to expand your footballing knowledge beyond the BBC's Daily Gossip Column, Quentin ... the only 'crushingly embarrassing' thing here is your comment ..

@PISKIE this has to be worth some WUM fcuk-up points, surely?

 

Claim it before I do.

 

Post up the link to the WFU thread to claim the points

 

It's this thread you lazy cnut!

 

Mo 'I can run 100m in under 10 seconds' Salah has signed for 34Mil and 90k a week. Bargain.

Mane on one wing and Salah on the other will be devastating.

 

You can't claim now. Fool!

 

We need to keep a record of the WFUs in the thread so that people can see how the points have been awarded.

 

No worries ... probably should let someone else win something on here

 

Just need Andy Carroll in the middle now ...

 

Firmino has been given the number 9 shirt and Salah has Firminos old number 11. Seems Klopp wants a hard grafting false 9.

Would have liked a new striker but we have plenty of goals in our team, so not too much concern.

Just need some defensive signing now.

 

You could have got Mo 'I can run 10,000m in 27 minutes' Farah for a fraction of the price.

 

Juventus could be at risk of losing 17-year-old forward Moise Kean on a free transfer if the club do not deliver on the fleet of tractors they are said to owe his father. (Tuttosport via Independent)

WTF!

It's good to see that there's no longer any bribes and corruption operating in the Italian League.

 

Chelsea striker Diego Costa, 28, will defy manager Antonio Conte and refuse to leave Stamford Bridge unless he can return to former club Atletico Madrid. (Daily Star)

Looks like Costa is going to be reporting for duty with the Chav kiddies, next season.

 

That's not a bribe, you can put anything in a contract.

 

What would you do without the BBC gossip column eh Bell?

 

And how do you know that's from the BBC gossip column?

 

It's all he's got.

 

Nice one, Tel!

Juve: "Listen, kid. We like you. Sign this contract."

[kid's father reaches across the table and glances through contract before throwing it back]

Kid's Father: "What about the fleet of tractors?"

Juve: "He's just a kid! How are we going to get such a clause passed the football league? Be reasonable, Pops! He's only a kid!"

Kid's Father: "If I don't get my fleet of tractors, my son won't sign."

Juve: "Okay. Let's do this on a handshake. You happy with that, Kid?"

Kid's Father: "He's fine. Just get me my tractors!"

 

With Skiddy's extremely limited scratch 'n' sniff knowledge of footy, you're wasting your breath trying to engage him in discussion, Sky.