New owner confirmed…

I heard the Allam Out chant last night for about 10 seconds. I have it on good authority from a bloke who wishes to remain anonymous; let's call them "Neil Smudgell", that the little chant scared off 74 different billionaires who were just about to sign the contract.


The eyewitness account of last night

As Ehab passed the pen over to Richard Branson to sign the sale of contract he thought to himself "Finally, my most beloved Hull City AFC; I give you a good home and a bright future" as he fought back the waterfall of emotion at the sheer thought of saying goodbye to the Hull City AFC family.

"Now Richard, I hope you remember the children AND the long standing supporters in your pricing structure for next season. And please, please remember the Airco Arena is also to be used by the community as well" he pleaded.

"Ehab, baby, don't worry about it. You have taught me well. Reading your CV I already have loads more knowledge on how to push my business on to even greater achievements. First things first, Virgin's being re-branded to Virgin Hunter."

Branson's pen hovers over the line.

"Wait". Branson stops dead. "What is that noise? Are they saying...We Want Allam Out?"

Ehab's large and generous heart starts to race. "No...no... Dick, they're saying 'We Want A Lamb Snout...it's the new pulled pork of Hull and the East Riding".

"No Ehab, don't defend this. I'm not stupid. I would never buy a club when such disgusting vitriol against two heavenly bodies such as you and Dr Allam is openly allowed to ooze from the stands, like a dented creamy can of Ambrosia."

"Damn you Hull City AFC!" Cries Ehab as Branson leaves the Directors box. "I try to get out, but you keep pulling me back in". A single tear rolls down his cheek.

 

Cracking post.

 

Is this true?

 

The abuse the Needler family got along with Martin Fish is reported as the only reason the Healy family never got involved with Hull City.
Might but true might not be. But it is a reason to give us a wide berth.
Are there not any more wealthy people in this area ?

 

That's absolute utter bollocks.

The Healy family never were or have been interested in Hull City in any way shape or form at any point.

 

FACT

 

Where was this reported? Pray tell

 

Its been said on here a number of times over the years and not just by Jen De Bais.

 

Yeah it was complete arse then anarl.

 

Oh on here.

 

Absolute bollox I'm afraid .. the Healeys have 0 interest in Hull City .. end of

They do or did have a vested interest in one of the Yorkshire Rugby clubs though I believe although for the ĺife of me I can't remember which one they gave a little bit of investment too .. may have been Bradford .. although I could have dreamt that .. Bit like you and that post Jen

 

Believe what you like. I have been in their company a long long time ago at Boothferry Park when we were ****e and gates were abysmal. Even in those days the one brother who attended had to sit at the very back of the Best Stand in disguise.
They didn't want to be seen and they didn't want to associated with the club because of all the trouble it brings.
Personally I cannot blame them.

 

That sounds very strange , who would know or care if he was just there watching ?

 

You ain't arf embarrassing yourself fella. If Healey felt so uncomfortable attending a game at Boothferry Park, enough to actually wear a hat, dark glasses a false moustache, why the **** would he go there in the first place?

 

Have you have you seen how many of Branson's businesses have failed!!! Useless **** just got lucky, family money anyway.
We've dodged one there.

 

I bet you don't get a lot of sleep on a night thinking up all these "stories," Once again you prove what a boring **** you are.

 

You are Big Vern and I claim my £5. Bore off.

 

Why not though Walt, if one of them did go to watch.
Do you have ITK info?

It is a fact any multi millionaires we do have in the area have never shown any interest. Why not?

 

Because they aren't interested

 

I think that applies in most towns and cities. There's a lot more multi millionaires than football clubs.