Time I took back ownership of this award winning thread I started off all those years ago. It's been an absolutely glorious week here in Aberdoom, what a marvellous country Britain is. People here just don't appreciate what we have here in God's glorious country. Anyway, what are the plans for this glorious weekend in this glorious country? Anyone watching the 1967 comfort blanket coverage on telly tomorrow for the Duke? I thought Marion Morrison had died donkeys ago but obviously not. I'll be cracking open a tinny or two come 3 o'clock tomorrow. I've looked out my Union Flag dressing gown and come the time I shall stand and salute my brand new 125" smart TV, wiping away a tear or two. What a glorious country indeed. There's nowhere else I'd rather be, God bless us.
Dog is out of action for a while so no strolls through the countryside for us this weekend. Stupid mutt hurt her paw then wouldn't stop licking and nibbling it making the pads red raw. She has to wear the cone of shame to stop her getting to her paws but she still manages so we have to keep an eye on her. Bandages don't work as the stupid mongrel eats them. Looks like I have run out of excuses to do some gardening.
4 games of football from today to Sunday. Going to have a bbq 2mawra Going to my bro-in-laws house on Sunday for a sash-bash. Will no doubt have my tongue rammed up @julie 's dung-funnel at some point.
Last 3 weeks, I've played 10 games a week. Game in the afternoon and one at night on Monday, Tuesday and Friday. Feel like I'm back in my late early 20s.
Quiet on the sporting front this weekend bar football so I'll do a bit of painting out the back while I can,golf courses opening on the 26th.
For a country where it seems everyone plays football, you would think the National team would be less **** . That's not a criticism btw only spooks play amateur football in England because they can't afford play stations.
My feet are like Patiences now after walking 4 miles a day for clean water. Playing 7s tonight at the Pitz if you want to come and see yer auld da doing bits.
In Glasgow, football is life. But drinking and smoking is also life. So Glaswegians would fare well if the pro game wasn't so "professional". If there were a drunks football set-up, I'd bet we'd do pretty well. wha's like us?
In my local park the goals don't have nets so every time you score you need to run miles to get the ball. So I bought a kite
XXXX and bush tucker this weekend as usual. Might abduct a hitchhiking backpacker if I finish the respray job on the VW combi van.