Me Dad hated Fathers Day. “Waste of money, thought up by those card people and yanks to con you into sending a card!” So, I never got him one. It wasn’t very often that I would be home for Fathers Day, but on the one time I was, took him for a pint. It had been about 18 months since the last time I had gone to Greenwood with him. I bought a couple of Stones and took them over saying “Happy Fathers Day!” He looked up from his hand of dominoes and just said “It was your round anyway, I got the last one.”
Mother's Day or Mothering Sunday? One of those is nonsense and we can't talk about the other on here. But if we could, that also is nonsense.
And the day just gets better and better… A round with the lad, few sherbets after with a bite to eat.. Boom!!!!
To the tune of 'On the first day of Christmas'... Try it, it works. Well it does if you lose the Proper.
I was due to be treat to lunch, but oldest has had to self isolate. She's had Covid, has had two vaccines but still picked up by T and T. She's apparently got me an England shirt, but we'll probably be out by the time I get it. Youngest brought round a Coupland's sandwich and a couple of books. We abandoned lunch out as I'm still feeling groggy from Friday's penis reduction op.
Aye Happy Father’s Day to all those who’ve successfully impregnated a lady. And congratulations to those that spawned you all too. Dad sadly passed away many years ago, but I’d love to sit and have a chat with him over a scotch or two.