Manskirts, Shortbread, Tartan And Defecating In The Streets

Just your average Scotchie to be honest.

Wales are through, England will be through but what about the Haggii Hunters? Will they get through, will they actually even score a goal? I thought they played very well against England so I think the Sweaties do have a chance but they'll no doubt yet again contrive a fantastic way of not getting out of the group stages and go out on goal difference.

I hope I'm wrong as I think players like Robertson, Tierney and Gilmour deserve to go further in the tournament. Not sure about the kamikaze goaltender, David Seppuku Marshall, though.

 

Out without scoring a goal.

 

Scotchland's best player has tested positive for the fake virus.

 

The comparisons to Euro 96 are there for all to see for Scotland. Scotland after 2 games have been beaten 2-0 and drawn 0-0. So just like Euro 96, I reckon Scotland will win their 3rd game 1-0 and go out on goal difference. Standard.

 

Certainty. We have a genius for it.

 

Who is the genius?

 

The collective 'we', as in Scotland, as in glorious failure, we have a natural flair for it that is genius.

Apropos of nothing else, is Geraldine a hotty?

 

Geraldine is nice actually, yes.

 

Pix or GTFO

 

I think it would be a tad unfair of me if I was putting up pictures of Big C's mate. Put it this way, she is too good looking for you, that's for sure, ya creepy looking freak.

I like Gambol.

 

I can't disagree with any of that.

I hate Mon.

 

Wait a ****in minute. You are implying, sir, that Fuddy is not good looking.

I smack the glove across your coupon.

You may choose the weapons and the time and place, sir.

 

Post a pic of her and I'll tell you.

 

I did. Years ago. It's in Barrie's dossier, no doubt.

 

I can't remember that. Post an up to date one then.

 

Refer to the dossier or **** off.

 

If Scotland win they'll go through. 4 points will be enough.

I hope they do, it will be nice to see the 3 British teams all going through to the knock-out rounds.

 

Not necessarily, but of Belgium beat Finland and Ukraine and Austria don't draw tonight then 4 points is guaranteed to take teams through.

 

If I was Stevie Clarke I'd play O'Donnell on the right side of the back 3 and Patterson as right wing back.

So...

McLaughlin
O'Donnell Hanley Tierney
Patterson Robertson
McGregor McTominay
McGinn
Nisbet Adams.