Coronavirus

The scan will decide, and if something is found you will be referred to a consultant who specialises in your condition. The only thing a doctor can do is talk to you, and that ain't going to fix nowt.

 

No mate, what will decide when the GP refers you for a scan?

 

and if a consultant can't help, you will be referred to a specialist.

 

Im getting an mri.

 

and for an MRI you go to the hospital, not a doctor.

 

Sorry you need one Sucky

Full head to toe? I hope you're not claustrophobic.

 

Yeh afyer my endoscopy today i spoke with the consultant who said thats whats happens next after i **** in a tub and give it back.

So stfu trebs

 

How did you get referred for the endoscopy mate?

 

Oh nah just my stomach.

Nah small spaces and big crowds and that dont bother me mate grew up in carnival basically

 

Dr dre dropped a beat, and i was like "hell yeeyah"

 

Hope it comes back all good news bro

 

Tell them not to bother. Just say you've spoken to the lads on 606 and we can confirm that you don't have a brain if that's what they're looking for.

 

Yeh same here cos the mri isnt for what i think i have which is cvs, the giy wants to make sure theres nithing ekse before diagnosing me with cvs i guess, i dunno how it works mate its my 1st time really dealing with it via drs and that.

 

I will finger your bumhole in yor dreams bruv.

 

After being in lockdown for a year nothing is off the table with me.

 

That sounds really thorough mate. It's better they rule out anything else which hopefully they will. Peace of mind.

Wish you all the best Sucky.

 

Ta bro, all my symptoms point to cvs and nothing else so fingers crossed, and the cvs symptoms i have all of them, headaches, breathlessness, then puking, sweating buckets, more puking, then headaches then ok til the next time.
Its not that bad really and you dint need to feel sorry for me

 

Good cos the fingering is just foreplay

 

Yeh sounds like that's what it is and the MRI is just a precaution.

You still want it done so you can then get on with dealing with the cvs. How long roughly from now to MRI and you getting results back?

 

Well all he said was get the **** in a tub back to us and ill call you with a booking for the mri, i didnt ask how long or when tbh, maybe i will when i drop off the **** i probably should, took 2 months to get to see this guy from 1st going to the gp.