https://www.vg.no/sport/fotball/i/e1o6yg/kilder-til-vg-moi-mot-rekordovergang Mohamed Elyounoussi €20 million bid accepted. Agent flying to London to conclude deal this week. Wolfsburg also interested.
"Oh, Les Reed went to Europe, To buy himself some pussy Instead he got a winger His name is Elyonoussi!"
Was the best player by all accounts in Basel's shock win* over City in Champions League this year. *Is it still a shock when Basel tips over a top side in Europe? They seem to do it every year.
Les Reed phoned up China, He had some air miles spare. Gao said ‘**** off fat boy, You’re staying in your chair’.
Les was to go to Europe, To find a lad with flair, Instead the club just left him Moping in his chair.
He thought that he made it, But nearly took us down, So get out of our football club You stupid ****ing clown Ohhhhh