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  1. It's Only A Game

    It's Only A Game Well-Known Member

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    I have no shame
     
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    It's Only A Game, Jan 18, 2019
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  2. garysfc

    garysfc Well-Known Member

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    Not that it really matters DTLW but just out of interest how does Cedric stack up?
     
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    garysfc, Jan 18, 2019
  3. fatletiss

    fatletiss Well-Known Member

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    Running fast .........................90
    Defending far post crosses ...4
    Turning back .........................88
    Crosses.................................AA *
    Shooting from 25 yards.........2
    Free kicks..............................1 **
    Facial Hair..............................13
    70s Porn Star looks...............78
    Throw-ins...............................50 ***
    Cuteness................................75
    Girlfriend.................................100


    * row where they end up
    ** 1 out of 1 scored.
    *** mostly fault of teammates for standing still.
     
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    fatletiss, Jan 18, 2019
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  4. Schad

    Schad Well-Known Member

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    Never gotten the porn star vibe from Cedric's look. It's more "waiter at an upscale restaurant with (unrealistic) aspirations of becoming the maitre d'hotel".

    Which means that Rafa ought to sign him, come to think.
     
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    Schad, Jan 18, 2019
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  5. fatletiss

    fatletiss Well-Known Member

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    Love Cedric.

    Until he leaves.
     
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    fatletiss, Jan 18, 2019
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  6. fatletiss

    fatletiss Well-Known Member

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    Ask your ‘’mate’ about the actors in his 70s movie collection... maybe not the same as my mate’s collection.
     
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    fatletiss, Jan 18, 2019
  7. Schad

    Schad Well-Known Member

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    We can both agree that Cedric looks like the co-star in a 70s porn flick set in an upscale restaurant, though.

    /'Madame, eez nice that you wish to give me tip, but purrrhaps zis time I give you tip?"
     
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    Schad, Jan 18, 2019
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  8. RedandWhiteManofKent

    RedandWhiteManofKent Well-Known Member

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    Sounds a promising change.

    Will miss Cedric though, especially the goals he adds.
     
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    RedandWhiteManofKent, Jan 18, 2019
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  9. Schad

    Schad Well-Known Member

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    Every Saints right back gets one wondergoal. Once they have scored their wondergoal, it's time to ship them out.
     
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    Schad, Jan 18, 2019
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  10. Lovelocum

    Lovelocum Well-Known Member

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    You must be joakim. Sorry if someone got there first.

    At his age might block the path for vallery. But big and fast sound good.
     
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    Lovelocum, Jan 19, 2019

  11. ihatemyselfandwanttodie

    ihatemyselfandwanttodie Well-Known Member

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    I was all excited thinking it was Julian from Coventry :emoticon-0101-sadsm
     
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    ihatemyselfandwanttodie, Jan 19, 2019
  12. Saints_Alive

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    As long as it's not Julianne from Coventry, anybody remember this?...:emoticon-0136-giggl...

     
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    Saints_Alive, Jan 19, 2019
  13. Le Tissier's Laces

    Le Tissier's Laces Well-Known Member

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    She’s a lovely lady is Ms Regan.
     
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  14. Saints_Alive

    Saints_Alive Well-Known Member

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    Always loved her voice.
     
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    Saints_Alive, Jan 19, 2019
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  15. ihatemyselfandwanttodie

    ihatemyselfandwanttodie Well-Known Member

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    No idea who that is, but I always wanted to teal Joachim to play for Saints.
     
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    ihatemyselfandwanttodie, Jan 19, 2019
  16. SaintsFan86

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    Any more news on this little Dane?
     
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    SaintsFan86, Jan 20, 2019
  17. Mikey

    Mikey Well-Known Member

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    I was gonna correct you and say he's actually quite a big Dane, but I suppose for us he'll be more of the medium Dane.
     
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    Mikey, Jan 20, 2019
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  18. Tupac

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    Or, you could say, a Great Dane?
     
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    Tupac, Jan 20, 2019
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  19. - Doing The Lambert Walk

    - Doing The Lambert Walk Well-Known Member

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    O Jogo reporting that Saints have agreed on a fee of £17.3m (€20m) with Inter Milan and the deal will be completed in the next couple of days.

    We're apparently now making a formal offer for Joakim Mæhle.
     
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    - Doing The Lambert Walk, Jan 24, 2019
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  20. saintrichie123

    saintrichie123 Well-Known Member

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    £17.3m for Cedric? That's unbelievable good business for us......how long was left on his contract?
     
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    saintrichie123, Jan 24, 2019
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