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    Women are super easy to figure out if you're a rocket scientist who can read minds.
     
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    When I was growing up, we were so poor my mum bought my clothes from an army and navy shop.

    I went to school dressed as a Japanese admiral.
     
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    A Brummie walks into a tailors and says: “Alroit, mate. I’d like a 70s suit, please.”

    The tailor says: “Certainly sir, and would you like a kipper tie?”

    Brummie says: “Thanks mate, two sugars"
     
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    One of the Russian acrobats in our human pyramid has been deported....we don't have Oleg to stand on.....
     
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