Off Topic Patreon thing...

You could all send me money for the posts I put up.

Who's up for it?

If you're not interested, I'll stop posting and you know you need me.

So come on then, send me a deep sea diver or even an Ayrton Senna

 

I’ll send you a mouthful of Jaffa Junk

 

Not Worth A Brass Razoo.













Attention Seeker.

 

don't use patreon at all, ever. use starscribe or something else.

 

Sorry who are you?

Have you posted on here before?

 

I use Patreon for a couple of things, mainly stuff like podcasts.

Unfortunately Kempton, you ain't a podcast.

 

More of an outcast than a podcast.

 

Send me your money you bastards

 

None left I sent my bank account details to a Nigeria solicitor who assured me that I had been left $5 million by an old friend who I had never met but knew me from Gardners on Cott Rd.

 

I like Patreon tequila, even Cafe Patreon

I think that’s how they spell it anyway

...why does that mean I have to send you money?

 

Mind your own business an send me money.

 

I’m sold

What’s your bank details, address and Mother’s maiden name so I can transfer you a grand

 

Oh Dang

 

Are you of Chinese descent? Happy New Year!

 

Just write to the bank, that should work.

 

All kidding aside I'm of Sikh descent. I know it's weird init

 

o'dang sounds irish to me.

 

I thought it was one of these you were after.

 

Just between you and I, I don't know what I was after.

Sometimes I get pissed and post ****.

Actually sometimes I post **** when I'm sober.

Oh let's face it, I always post ****