Off Topic Warm Glow- Since 2014- now like Milan- Mackem Free

Never mind that have you seen the state of the tramp in the violet PVC dress? Howay only a hooker goes out dressed like that.

 

Never did a pro who looked like that Sid, I’m deeply insulted. If you are gonna pay for it you might aswell go high end

 

Pouchy trying to prove he is classy while admitting to having to pay for it all in the same post.

 

Gotta say he's confused me as his wife NEVER charges me when I get my chipolata out.

 

Apparently she gives you the small business discount.

 

Small? There’s me thinking she had a cavernous snatch. @Warm Pouch please confirm.

 

Those days are long behind me but I have zero regrets.

Fancy describing men/women who choose to make a living out of sex as unclassy. Very pious.

 

I wasn't describing sex workers as unclassy - I was describing you as unclassy. Or are you trying to tell me you are employed in the trade?

 

Don't squirm like a mackem. You suggested it was unclassy to pay for sex. The inference being the trade its self is unclassy. I mean its not an uncommon line of thinking but it doesn't mean its right. Neither those who work in it or those who use the industry are unclassy. I've met some really classy brazzers, who just happen to like sucking and ****ing to make a living

Nah I don't think I'd fancy working in the industry. Saying that if all I've got to do is escort a few cougars to an evening do and then smash them, I could probably roll with it. Not sure the missus would though.

 

Prostitution is the oldest vocation in the world.
I saw the ad at Ephesus on the floor.

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It says.. if you want a shag follow your left foot to the brothel on the left.

 

Urgh, Bob McNabs here on the Warm Glow thread

 

When do the little leagues kick off. Asking for a Mackem friend.

 

Next Saturday, mackems play the mighty Oxford. I hope the city of dreaming spires hammer Useless Sunkland

 

Still those two words....Turd Division