Weekend Thread #47 If you dare

Mrs Grove's running ladies are round on Sunday so I have offered to bake some cakes. Will also be preparing pastry for Mince Pie Season, I've already got a lot of orders in from folks who enjoyed them last year. It's like Mr Kiplings at Grove Mansions this time of year.

Also starting to clear the front room out ready for giving it a lick of paint in time for Christmas.

Anybody hate c.unts who say Xmas instead of Christmas? #Monacoger

 

Do you put in any special ingredient for the ladies and children to enjoy?

 

Julies loaded with flu so is bunged up more than normal so will be surprised if I’ll be venturing down Jobbysville.

 

Are you suggesting that I jizz into the batter? Of course not, but I like your style.

 

I also hate ****s that say "dram" or even worse, "wee dram".

 

**** this retarded spastic ****e, ma weekend shennanagans will be posted on Mons burfday fred.

The word "shennanagans" sounds suspiciously papist to me, so just in case I'm going to punch one of my own teeth out and ask a random stranger to kick me in the baws.

ftp

 

You were trod on by somebody havin a wee dram?

 

No, so **** up.

 

Oooooh, seems like I trod on someone's toes.

 

I saw a celebrity today at the gym.

let’s play yes no questions game to see who can guess who it was

go!

watp

 

Was it Dev?

 

Was it a real celebrity or just someone vaguely famous?

 

I’m only allowed to answer yes or no tobes

 

Was it a real celebrity? (as opposed to someone vaguely famous)

 

No

 

No

 

Neil Lennon

 

Were you at the gym to try and lose weight, you fat ****?

 

training for half marathon buddy

WATP 1690

 

Does this person identify as male?