Last time I ate prawns at a restaurant in this country I got food poisoning. I think Seafood found in cities around the U.K. is repulsive, that’s why I find your idea sickening. You’re welcome to make up your own reasons though bro.
I think we can all agree that the only seafood worth eating is either battered in a chippy or endorsed by Captain Birdseye
I have a rule, unless it’s a really top end gaff, I never order fish / seafood in a restaurant more than 15 miles from the sea.
I don’t live in a city bruv. These prawns never made it that far. But fair play for admitting you find the idea sickening. Kids do that with food. I can be a bit like that with some puréed food. When I get old and lose all my teeth I’m screwed.
Welsh seaside towns have lovely seafood. But its the little stalls that sell the best fishy snacks, delicious. But an actual restaurant in England or dare i say Scotland? No thanks.
Firstly, you came very close. Us lads thought you were going to cry. Secondly, I threaten to call the police only as a joke. Why would I need to when I can sue you!
When I’m in Portugal it’s almost all I eat, cos I know I can eat steaks, burgers, pasta whatever at home. I do like the kebab skewers from Apolonia though.
That’s just as well. In Bournemouth, a lot of the better restaurants have signs in the window saying “No dogs or Taffys!”
If lockdown is extended and we run out of material @brb may have to publish your private messages to him. That would be funny Cliff.