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  1. Bolton's Boots

    Bolton's Boots Well-Known Member

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    This is exactly how it is in our house right now...
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    Only in America - extreme Coronavirus masks...

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    Donald TRUMP goes on a fact-finding visit to Israel and while he is on a tour of Jerusalem he suffers a heart attack and dies.

    The undertaker tells the American diplomats accompanying him, "You can have him shipped home for $ 50,000, or you can bury him here, in the Holy Land, for just $ 100."

    The American diplomats go into a corner to discuss for a few minutes.

    They return with their answer to the undertaker and tell him they want Donald TRUMP shipped home.

    The undertaker is puzzled and asks, "Why would you spend $ 50,000 to ship him home, when it would be wonderful to be buried here and you would spend only $ 100 ?"

    The American diplomats reply, "Long ago a man died here, was buried here, and three days later he rose from the dead. We just can't take the risk."
     
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    Could it be a Dyson ???
     
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    Worryingly, Mrs Andy seems to think my discoveries and acquisitions of ‘treasure’ on eBay were the result of alcohol intake, when in fact they weren’t. :emoticon-0111-blush
     
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    Saw this on Facebook:

    If Trump were Captain of the TITANIC:

    There isn’t any iceberg.

    There was an iceberg but it’s in a totally different ocean.

    The iceberg is in this ocean but it will melt very soon.

    There is an iceberg but we didn’t hit the iceberg.

    We hit the iceberg, but the damage will be repaired very shortly.

    The iceberg is a Chinese iceberg.

    We are taking on water but every passenger who wants a lifeboat can get a lifeboat, and they are beautiful lifeboats.

    Look, passengers need to ask nicely for the lifeboats if they want them.

    We don’t have any lifeboats, we’re not lifeboat distributors.

    Passengers should have planned for icebergs and brought their own lifeboats.

    I really don’t think we need that many lifeboats.

    We have lifeboats and they’re supposed to be our lifeboats, not the passenger’s lifeboats.

    The lifeboats were left on shore by the last captain of this ship.

    Nobody could have foreseen the iceberg coming.
     
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    Hornet-Fez, Apr 10, 2020
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    You can just hear him saying all that - which, in itself, is rather scary...
     
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    Dear god - he wouldn't want to brake suddenly...
     
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