Waking and baking after paying bare fuking bills, I'm about £800 lighter now might go back to bed too fuk this ****
Just back from the beach. ****ing glorious down there today. But getting busy now. Not sure what part of ‘load up the car with your windbreakers, cool box, kids, granny and dog and drive 100 miles to the beach’ was in Boris’ announcement ?
That was in his prerecorded message. He said you were allowed to travel as far as you want for unlimited exercise so long as you don't bump into your parents on the way. TBH I think the main purpose was to keep all his abandoned children away.
He wants you to grab his tummy. Then when you do all 4 paws grab your hand and wanna play. Needy bastard... but got style.
That bit happened off camera Biting my hand whilst trying to rip my arm off with his hind legs till he gets bollocked that is