Coronavirus

Been that way with all the lockdown stuff really hasn't it ... this is urgent but, wait, let's delay it for a week and a half

 

Couple of days ago I had to take my missus to A&E, everyone was given a mask to put on before they entered so I didn't realise this wasn't already the case.

 

Mate there are still plenty of fools kicking about !
I went to my dads to have a cuppa in the garden !
Started ok then my brother turned up .
The Old fella brought up fish/EU.
Brother just been laid off launched into benefit cheats and Black rioters .
**** me mate it didnt go well !
Our lass shook her head and cleared off my mam said it's a wonder no twat as rang the police about the noise .
It was rather interesting

 

What is it with them and ****ing fish?

Fish ffs, an industry that turns over less than Harrods, **** farming, automotive, manufacturing that’ll all be goosed, as long as we have ****ing fish.

The irony being that most of the fishing grounds belong to the sweaties, and we export about 70% of what he actually catch to the ****ing EU, but old Nige never bothered telling them that bit.

 

My old fella just falls for it .
The fishing quotas are roughly the same now as historical records going g back to the 50s,60s,70s.
.
It's a symbolic stick to beat with and an evocation of flag waving .
Create the impression of an attack on your way of life !
Oh yeah then sell off the quotas or let them be held by the wealthy

 

When they start on about how the EU ****ed our fishing industry, you can achieve instant silence by saying “you do know about the cod wards don’t you?’

Silence and tumbleweed follows.

I’ve not spoken to my old fella since the George Floyd thing kicked off, that’ll be an interesting conversation given he’s a massive racist. Looking forward to that one........not.

 

First time I've seen my brother for about 4 months and it took about 60 seconds .
He just hates everybody .
The old boy just blows with the wind .
Voted for Johnson now hates him coz Piers as turned against them.
I think I will stay away for a few weeks.

 

The veneer of following the science is starting to crack.

No medical experts in the daily briefing and now BMJ voicing concerns

https://www.bmj.com/content/369/bmj.m2202

 

The economy is far more important than the lives of peasants.....Think we all know this.

 

Peasant Lives Matter

... not so much Pheasants ...

 

my sister believed Cummings excuse
beat that.

 

Yeah she ain't on her own

 

well, we'll always have 'yeah, but you think driving cars is a valid eye-test, so your opinion is worthless at best'

 

My sister not only beleived Cummings but shared a story on Facebook of her husband testing his eyesight by trying to drive 100 miles home from South Wales with her kids in the back.

She's now blocked me after I called her husband a dick for nominating himself for a Darwin award.

 

Happy family life?

 

The missus didn’t know who Cummings was.

 

Not a bad thing !

 

Yes thanks