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  1. Gordon Armstrong

    Gordon Armstrong Just another S.A.F.C. fan
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    Lied about “oven ready Brexit”.
    Lied about no deal.
    Lied about chlorinated chicken.
    Lied about hormone beef.
    Lied about PPE
    Lied about care homes.
    Lied about Testing.
    Lied about levelling up.
    Lied about Cummings
    Lied about £350M for NHS.
    Can you guess who I’m talking about?

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    Gil T Azell, Jun 13, 2020
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    Don'y agree with her views but sadly this has a ring of truth to it
     
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    Ozzymac, Jun 13, 2020
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    Murder is quite commonplace in South Africa....pity Hopkins does not visit there often...vile person
     
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    Sunderpitt, Jun 13, 2020
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  5. Somebodys pinched my sombrero

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    Somebodys pinched my sombrero, Jun 13, 2020
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    farnboromackem, Jun 13, 2020
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    farnboromackem, Jun 13, 2020
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    yep it was the Labour party press secretary.
     
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  9. Gordon Armstrong

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    Two 90 year old men, Mike and Ted, have been friends all of their lives. When it's clear that Ted is dying, Mike visits him every day:
    One day Mike says. "Ted, we both loved football all our lives, and we played Sunday football together for so many years. Please do me one favour, when you get to Heaven, somehow you must let me know if there's football there."
    Ted looks up at Mike from his death bed." Mike, you've been my best friend for many years. If it's at all possible, I'll do this favour for you."
    Shortly after that, Ted passes on.
    At midnight a couple of nights later, Mike is awakened from a sound sleep by a blinding flash of white light and a voice calling out to him."
    "Mike - Mike."
    "Who is it?" Asks Mike, sitting up suddenly. "Who is it?"
    "Mike, it's me, Ted."
    "You're not Ted. Ted just died."
    "I'm telling you, it's me, Ted." Insists the voice."
    "Ted! Where are you?"
    "In heaven." Replies Ted.
    "I have some really good news and a little bad news."
    "Tell me the good news first." Says Mike.
    "The good news is that there's football in heaven. Better yet, all of our old friends who died before us are here too. Better than that, we're all young again. Better still, it's always spring time and it never rains or snows. And best of all, we can play football all we want, and we never get tired."
    "That's fantastic." Says Mike. "It's beyond my wildest dreams! So what's the bad news?"
    "I've just seen the team sheet, and you're playing on Saturday."
     
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    I always sit at the back of aircraft because they rarely reverse into mountains.
     
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    i sit at the front because you get there first.
     
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    Her: “Do you like cats?"

    Me flipping menu: "What page are you on?"
     
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    Gil T Azell, Jun 14, 2020
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