Lunchtime

What's everybody having?

I just had mine, something I haven't had in years, couple of bacon rolls with broon sace obviously. Lovely they were, I don't eat much red meat, more fish and chicken type of dude myself.

Couple of bacon rolls with a mug of steaming hot tea. Bliss.

 

You haven't had bacon rolls in years? What the **** is wrong with you, you weird ****?

 

No soup? You evil bastard!!

 

Sliced chicken breast , salad and Siracha mayo sandwich

 

Never had a bacon roll

Had a facon roll. Was rank.

 

It would take a lot less time if I just listed the one or two things that are right with me to be honest.

 

Fruit salad (not the sweets)

 

Sound ****in horrible

 

Did your parents raise you as vegetarian?

 

Yep, 100% pure bred

 

*brainwashed

 

I've got a couple of giraffe necks in the freezer for the coming lockdown increases

 

Not really. I was told not to take drugs whilst growing up, that didn't work out too well.

I'm happy to not consume the dead flesh of other mammals. Each to their own.

 

Once you try giraffe's neck there's no going back mate.

 

Skipped lunch yesterday. Will probably have beetroot soup today, because wtf else can you do with beetroot?

 

Throw it away

 

Not buy it in the first place?

 

Not buying it wasn’t an option. It came from the allotment. Not planting it might have been a better idea, but too late for that and now I’ve got loads of it.

 

You could let it age a bit and chuck it at someone?