Match Day Thread General matchday thread.

Lol!

Yep.

Mid game, Dier thinks to himself, "Hello! I've got the turtle's head. Better go for a quick **** while no one's looking!"

He walks off the pitch and down the tunnel. Mou chases after him and shouts, "Where the **** you go?"

"I need a ****, boss! Beef tips. Can't stop or I'll **** my pants!"

"But the ****ing match!!"

"Relax! It's only Chavs. Let me drop my guts, and job's a good 'un. We'll snatch the game in penalties, boss. Trust me, yeah!"

"**** you! I'm putting you down for the first penalty, if that happens!"

"Sorry, boss! I'm dropping lead, here!"

 

Will fat Frank make Christmas?

 

I would have said since 1963

 

cheers @Tobes

PS can you get me a new wheel and bog roll tubes

 

he has enough timber to last a hard winter.

 

No one is reading that bru.

 

You should. It's some of my best work.

 

I watch every Chelsea game.

 

Snitchin lol, I was chatting to Tobes your father not Tobes the mod.

You wanna learn to control your emotions princess.

 

Maureen gushing just a little bit too much there

 

Roll up, roll up

 

It's a vipers nest over in the comments section on BBC Football Live.

Here's an example:-

"Lampard will be out by Christmas. He clearly can't motivate this team and we actually look worse then last season despite all the money spent. We have lost to a Spurs team who didn't even look interested in playing this match."
Keith, London

 

I think Keith has a point.

 

It's always quality, one of my favourites is:

 

I know ... and I accepted it.

 

Cheers pal. Didn’t see that one.

 

Yor mums gay fam.

 

better watch what I say, don’t need being grassed on.