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    Wooperts_duck, Nov 20, 2020
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    A wise Chinese man once said,

    "If a dog barks it's undercooked"
     
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    10 years ago I went to the opticians for an eye test. He asked me to look into this big machine & tell him what I could see. I said I can see a fella eating a bat, closed pubs & everyone seems to be wearing face masks!

    The optician said I don't need glasses as I have 2020 vision!
     
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    Line from a seasonal song:

    On the 6th day of Christmas.......

    Oh bugger, only 5 of them this year.
     
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    BluefromBridgend, Nov 25, 2020
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    So, I saw this girl at the stables..

    I said, "Why the long face?"

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