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  1. Gil T Azell

    Gil T Azell Well-Known Member

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    Your not wrong. Had some hearty chuckles on here and not just this thread.
    Sometimes difficult to pick up the gist from what is essentially a text but there are a couple of posters on here who are very witty.
     
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    Gil T Azell Well-Known Member

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    Trump dies from the virus. He goes to Hell where the Devil is waiting for him. "I don't know what to do," says the Devil. "You're on my list but I have no room for you. But you definitely have to stay here, so I'll tell you what I'm going to do.
    I've got three people here who weren't quite as bad as you. I'll let one of them go, but you have to take their place. I'll even let YOU decide who leaves." Trump thought that sounded pretty good so he agreed.
    The devil opened the first room. In it was Richard Nixon and a large pool of water. He kept diving in and surfacing empty handed over and over and over, such was his fate in Hell. "No!" Trump said. "I don't think so. I'm not a good swimmer and I don't think I could do that all day long." The Devil led him to the next room. In it was Tony Blair with a sledgehammer and a room full of rocks. All he did was swing that hammer, time after time after time. "No! I've got this problem with my shoulder. I would be in constant agony if all I could do was break rocks all day!" commented Trump.
    The Devil opened the third door. In it, Trump saw Bill Clinton lying naked on the floor with his arms staked over his head and his legs staked in a spread-eagle pose. Bent over him was Monica Lewinsky, doing what she does best. Trump looked at this in disbelief for a while and finally said, "Yeah, I can handle this."
    The Devil smiled and said, "Monica, you're free to go!"
     
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    Gil T Azell, Jan 14, 2021
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    Gil T Azell Well-Known Member

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    Apologies in advance.

    Leo Sayer once told me that I look just like Sam from ‘Cheers’....
    He made me feel like Danson.
     
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    This joke made me think of the actual fact that if O'Sullivan wins his game in the masters snooker today we will have a Gilbert - O'Sullivan semi final..
     
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    Andy Murray has tested positive for being a boring b*stard
     
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    DH4 HAS GOT ONE he can only see wrong doing in Tories and blasts it as well as feet stamping
     
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