Here are this week's fixtures: 01/05 Stoke v QPR 01/05 Chelsea v Fulham 02/05 Rangers v Celtic 03/05 Newcastle v Arsenal 03/05 Man Utd v Liverpool 03/05 Burnley v West Ham I'll go for... Stoke 1 QPR 3 Chelsea 2 Fulham 1 Rangers 1 Celtic 1 Newcastle 2 Arsenal 1 Man Utd 3 Liverpool 1 Burnley 2 West Ham 2
Stoke 0 QPR 2 Chelsea 2 Fulham 0 Rangers 3 Celtic 1 Newcastle 1 Arsenal 1 Man Utd 2 Liverpool 2 Burnley 1 West Ham 2
Stoke 1 QPR 1 Chelsea 2 Fulham 0 Rangers 3 Celtic 0 Newcastle 1 Arsenal 1 Man Utd 1 Liverpool 1 Burnley 1 West Ham 2
Stoke 2 QPR 1 Chelsea 3 Fulham 2 Rangers 2 Celtic 0 Newcastle 1 Arsenal 1 Man United 2 Liverpool 1 Burnley 3 West Ham 1
Stoke 0 QPR 1 Chelsea 3 Fulham 0 Rangers 2 Celtic 1 Newcastle 2 Arsenal 2 Man Utd 0 Liverpool 0 Burnley 1 West Ham 2
Stoke 0-1 QPR Chelsea 2-0 Fulham Rangers 2-1 Celtic Newcastle 2-1 Arsenal Man United 2-2 Liverpool Burnley 1-1 West Ham
I’m being optimistic again... Stoke 0 QPR 2 Chelsea 1Fulham 2 Rangers 3 Celtic 1 Newcastle 1 Arsenal 2 Man Utd 2 Liverpool 1 Burnley 1 West Ham 2
Stoke 2 QPR 2 Chelsea 3 Fulham 0 Rangers 2 Celtic 1 Newcastle 1 Arsenal 2 Man Utd 0 Liverpool 0 Burnley 1 West Ham1
Stoke 1-2 QPR Scum 2-0 Relegated Ruperts Rangers 1-0 Celtic Newcastle 1-1 Arsenal Man Utd 1-1 Liverpool (who ****ing cares?) Burnley 1-2 West Ham
Stoke 1 QPR 3 Chelsea 4 Fulham 2 Rangers 3 Celtic 0 Newcastle 1 Arsenal 2 Man United 1 Liverpool 1 Burnley 4 West Ham 2
Stoke 1 - 2 QPR Chelsea 2 - 0 Fulham Rangers 2 - 0 Celtic Newcastle 1 - 1 Arsenal Man Utd 2 - 1 Liverpool Burnley 0 - 1 West Ham
Stoke 2 - 2 QPR Chelsea 1 - 0 Fulham Rangers 2 - 0 Celtic Newcastle 1 - 2 Arsenal Man Utd 2 - 2 Liverpool Burnley 1 - 1 West Ham
Stoke 1 QPR 1 Chelsea 2 Fulham 0 Rangers 1 Celtic 0 Newcastle 1 Arsenal 1 Man Utd 2 Liverpool 1 Burnley 1 West Ham 2
Stoke 0 QPR 2 Chelsea 2 Fulham 1 Rangers 2 Celtic 0 Newcastle 1 Arsenal 0 Man Utd 0 Liverpool 2 Burnley 2 West Ham 0
Stoke 0 QPR 1 Chelsea 2 Fulham 0 Rangers 1 Celtiç 0 Newcastle 0 Arsenal 2 Man Utd 1 Liverpool 1 Burnley 1 west Ham 2
Stoke 1 QPR 2 Chelsea 2 Fulham 1 Rangers 2 Celtic 1 Newcastle 2 Arsenal 2 Man Utd 2 Liverpool 3 Burnley 1 West Ham 2
Stoke 1 ........................................... 2 QPR. Chelscum 4..................................... 1 Foolham. Rangers 2 ...................................... 1 Celtic. Newcastle 1 ................................... 3 Arsenal. Manure 2 ....................................... 1 Liverpool. Burnley 1 ....................................... 2 Wetspam.