Lol I remember HIAG saying he'd never lick a birds arse because it was full of bacteria which would put him at risk of STDs ... Baby
Time of the month innit. When she's at her least fertile, or most, depending on what you're going for.
No mate. Means you can cum in her without getting her pregnant. If you know which time of the month she is most/least fertile. It ain't voodoo magic.