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Match Day Thread Us v Norwich

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  1. Hung Drawn and Quartered

    Hung Drawn and Quartered Well-Known Member

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    well I have my ticket

    :emoticon-0138-think purely for scientific reasons <whistle>
     
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    Hung Drawn and Quartered, Aug 5, 2021
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  2. Welshie

    Welshie Chavcunt fanboy dickhead

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    This man would keep ****ing a whore even after finding out she has the clap.
     
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    Welshie, Aug 5, 2021
  3. Warmir Pouchov

    Warmir Pouchov Better than JPF

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    Had a cracker of a season and a half with Inter Milan. Got a scudetto in his back pocket. Good back up if you play wing backs although I'm sure he'd argue he is still a top performer after his time at Inter. Played a lot of games over there so he must have been doing something right. Was one of Man U's better performers too. Must be getting on a bit for a wing back mind.
     
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    Warmir Pouchov, Aug 5, 2021
  4. Wuffler

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    Your mission should you accept it is to smuggle a real live cabbage into the ground and launch it onto the pitch at a time of your choosing/convenience.
    To avoid that awkward frisk and search by security, may I suggest you fool them by hiding it under a 1970's style black and white tophat.
    This message will self destuct in ten seconds.
     
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    Wuffler, Aug 6, 2021
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  5. Hung Drawn and Quartered

    Hung Drawn and Quartered Well-Known Member

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    IT'S MATCHDAYYYY
     
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    Hung Drawn and Quartered, Aug 7, 2021
  6. Albert's Chip Shop

    Albert's Chip Shop Top Grafter
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    Ffs. Matchday.
     
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    Albert's Chip Shop, Aug 7, 2021
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  7. Darren Peacock’s Ponytail

    Darren Peacock’s Ponytail Well-Known Member

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    Should win.

    Should.

    Win.

    Should.
     
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    Darren Peacock’s Ponytail, Aug 7, 2021
  8. Albert's Chip Shop

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    Hammer time
     
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    Albert's Chip Shop, Aug 7, 2021
  9. Albert's Chip Shop

    Albert's Chip Shop Top Grafter
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    We just can’t compete with big clubs like Norwich and Brentford
     
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    Albert's Chip Shop, Aug 7, 2021
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  10. Schlem Boogerman

    Schlem Boogerman Well-Known Member

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    This ****e on the telly?
     
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    Schlem Boogerman, Aug 7, 2021

  11. Darren Peacock’s Ponytail

    Darren Peacock’s Ponytail Well-Known Member

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    No as it's the opening weekend of EFL
     
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    Darren Peacock’s Ponytail, Aug 7, 2021
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  12. Darren Peacock’s Ponytail

    Darren Peacock’s Ponytail Well-Known Member

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    Darren Peacock’s Ponytail, Aug 7, 2021
  13. Darren Peacock’s Ponytail

    Darren Peacock’s Ponytail Well-Known Member

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    Almost our first team on the pitch
     
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    Darren Peacock’s Ponytail, Aug 7, 2021
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  14. Captainpancakes

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    Yep just Dubs max and willock needed.
     
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    Captainpancakes, Aug 7, 2021
  15. Darren Peacock’s Ponytail

    Darren Peacock’s Ponytail Well-Known Member

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    I'd rather have Woodman. We don't own Willock. So only ASM.
     
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    Darren Peacock’s Ponytail, Aug 7, 2021
  16. Delusional Full Stop

    Delusional Full Stop Here to serve all your counselling needs.
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    <wah>
     
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    Cantwell will run the game
     
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    Captainpancakes, Aug 7, 2021
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    Captainpancakes Well-Known Member

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    Cantwell won't run the gane he's not playing
     
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    Captainpancakes, Aug 7, 2021
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  19. Hung Drawn and Quartered

    Hung Drawn and Quartered Well-Known Member

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    Lot of families and loads of kids here
    Be lucky if we break 10k attendance
     
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    Hung Drawn and Quartered, Aug 7, 2021
  20. Captainpancakes

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    The pitch looks good
     
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    Captainpancakes, Aug 7, 2021
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