Next permanent manager

Gain instant promotion with a team of well paid journeymen

have a cracking summer transfer window

make an impressive start to the promotion season

slowly start to tempt away top stars from the big 5 and Spurs

watch our glorious new history unfold before our disbelieving eyes

 

Point them in the direction of a co-op. That'll cheer them up

 

Beautiful, fragrant, servile Co-Op brides

 

Get big Sam in man he is brilliant at relegation battles, we were gone and we were transformed and stopped up a few years ago,Conti, Mourinho would cack themselves and bottle it .

 

How did that go last season for him?

 

Course you can. Mind, nothing will happen with the complaint as all the Mods are useless.

 

And before anyone thinks they’ve had a brainwave……. I have already pitched my “Co-Op-Brides” app idea to the Cooperative’s senior management and am waiting for a reply to my email.

when all the ‘sexist, medieval, woke’ nonsense dies down at their head office and somebody sees what I’m seeing…. I’ll give you fellas a free priority membership.

 

“Priority” will allow you to search by branch rather than simply hair colour+age - therefore much more focused

 

you’ll be pinged when within 3 miles of a Co-Op store or forecourt (Funeral homes are automatically weeded out) and female staff name badges will be scannable.

Someone stop me now….

 

That I can’t afford.

 

But that would mean they (our esteemed owners) have been farting about and all the patience virtues and self preaching non moaners are talking a load of crappy poopoo.

 

You do realise we are Newcastle united and we ain’t won a sausage in a very long time right.

Money can only get you so far anyways. The rest is all about gentle persuasion and significant threats. Ah, erm your trying to pursuade people otherwise.

 

Now that’s a dream I can buy into.

 

I’m that case then I retract my official complaint and I’m using old school methods.

I know where you all live.

 

So maybe not Fonseca. I retract my earlier statement.

 

Conte who was manager of Italy at the time Allardyce was with you, and Mourinho who was out of work at the time?

 

I’ve been told to have patience on this one and I’m patiently waiting for the announcement of a lifetime so it better had be someone good.

 

If Unai is about to get sacked, again, do we want him?

 

Favre first choice
Emery second choice