Off Topic And Now for Something Completely Different

Silvo Berlusconi's new girl friend is 32 he dumped his previous one aged 34 I am sure they both love him.

 

Put it this way...

Bet Baldrick...

1/50 he attempts to settle out of court.
1/100 he says he can never sweat, but is doing so now.
200/1 he goes to court to clear his name and risks opening a can of worms.
10/1 he absconds to North Korea - his best bet.

 

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Haha, if it’s on the last page I’ll have forgotten.

 

Wait until you have the joys of asking yourself ' what did I want in this room?' and 'did I lock that door?' the door question will be asked several times even though you've checked it's locked!

 

I just remembered that came years ago

 

A swift Covid-19 lockdown in China has reportedly led to a woman getting stuck at the house of a man she met on a blind date.

A woman, only identified as Ms Wang, posted on Chinese social media platform WeChat last week that she had got locked down with her date after visiting his house for a meal.

In the post, she said that she had recently returned to the city of Zhengzhou from Guangzhou ahead of the Lunar New Year.

"I'm getting quite old, so my parents arranged more than 10 blind dates for me," she said in this post. She wrote that her fifth date had said "he was good at cooking, and invited me to his house so he could cook a meal".

However, during the meal, she discovered that her date's community had gone into swift lockdown due to cases of Covid-19, and ended up being unable to leave his house for several days.

Ms Wang told media on Sunday that she had been stuck for four days at her date's house, and that the situation was "not ideal".
https://www.bbc.com/news/world-asia-china-59969509

 

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Chat up lines I’ve used that unexpectedly worked - Volume 2 page 17. Rheinhold C, 2022

 

Census 1921 - 100-year-old secrets revealed
https://www.bbc.com/news/uk-59879470

 

Fascinating read.
I don’t remember the option to voice opinions like those in recent censuses ?

 

Mad rush for the last of the midget gems...

 

They probably don't have sugar and are made without gelatine.

 

On Friday, a senior Liberal Democrat councillor from City of York Council launched a campaign to strip the prince of his Duke of York title, a call which was echoed by a local Labour MP.

Cllr Darryl Smalley said even though the prince "remains innocent until proven guilty", Buckingham Palace and the government "must consider the implications of these troubling allegations".

MP for York Central Rachael Maskell agreed, tweeting: "It's untenable for the Duke of York to cling onto his title another day longer; this association with York must end."

 

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Yes Mr H...we got you the first time