Had a blazing row with the Mrs regarding spicing up our sex life I just said why don't you shave your ****......woke up this morning bald
Disappointed by the Commonwealth Games coverage on TV. The guide says "55kg women's snatch", but it's just showing weightlifting!
I was having a cuppa with the wife this morning and she saved me from choking to death on a custard cream. She'd f*cking eaten them all.