I can personally vouch that @Albert's Chip Shop once bought me a pint and I don’t recall his finger nails being left in the glass. So maybe he’s not as tight as they say.
And did he do his: "I'm just popping to the bogs and I'll get some drinks in on the way back"? And did you see him actually go to the bar, or just walking back with a 'drink' for you?
That’s a very good point he seemed to be happier than normal when he planted the glass down. I drank it. Can’t remember much afterwards. Visions of ditches and crossing roads come to mind. Did he drug me?
Rahipnol, he just spiked the wrong drink and fell asleep in a ditch after a frantic **** whilst abusing himself
The team that cannot score, scores against Brucie's Baggies Preston North End 1 - 0 West Bromwich Albion odds on now surely
The dream. But he will always have the last laugh. Another 1m in the bank. The man has no shame and has very thick skin.
Southampton are set to sack manager Ralph Hasenhuttl after the club's poor start to the season. (Telegraph - subscription required) Nottingham Forest boss Steve Cooper is a potential candidate to replace Hasenhuttl at St Mary's. (Mail) Forest face competition from Leicester City to land Rafael Benitez as their new manager, if they decide to sack Cooper. (Football Insider) Lol! Looks like some serious musical chairs might be about to happen!
And what's happened to Pardew, Pulis and Gary Monk these days? It seems we have a new generation of washed up ****e nowadays.
Has Bruce not been sacked yet? Slow morning. Maybe the Baggies can't afford his payoff plus a new manager's fee.
Apparently he hopes he'll be "given more time to turn things around". He needs more time just to turn himself around. He's fatter and slower than me, the lazy git.