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Discussion in 'Newcastle United' started by Albert's Chip Shop, Aug 20, 2022.

  1. Prince Isak (GG)

    Prince Isak (GG) Well-Known Member

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    I can personally vouch that @Albert's Chip Shop once bought me a pint and I don’t recall his finger nails being left in the glass.

    So maybe he’s not as tight as they say.
     
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  2. Hamish McMagdad

    Hamish McMagdad cult leader

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    That was before Stoptober came along <laugh><laugh><laugh>
     
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  3. Delusional Full Stop

    Delusional Full Stop Here to serve all your counselling needs.
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    He may have said that he bought the pint for you BUT who actually drank it?
     
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  4. Obi Wan

    Obi Wan keeper of the peace

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    And did he do his:
    "I'm just popping to the bogs and I'll get some drinks in on the way back"?
    And did you see him actually go to the bar, or just walking back with a 'drink' for you?
     
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  5. Prince Isak (GG)

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    I did. Hmm. I wonder what was actually in it and who bought it now.
     
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  6. Prince Isak (GG)

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    That’s a very good point he seemed to be happier than normal when he planted the glass down.

    I drank it. Can’t remember much afterwards. Visions of ditches and crossing roads come to mind.

    Did he drug me?
     
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  7. Hamish McMagdad

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    Rahipnol, he just spiked the wrong drink and fell asleep in a ditch after a frantic **** whilst abusing himself <laugh><laugh><laugh>
     
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  8. Delusional Full Stop

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    Damn you !!! I’ll never get that picture out of my head now….:emoticon-0119-puke:

    <grr>
     
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  9. Hung Drawn and Quartered

    Hung Drawn and Quartered Well-Known Member

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    The team that cannot score, scores against Brucie's Baggies

    Preston North End 1 - 0 West Bromwich Albion

    odds on now surely
     
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  10. Prince Isak (GG)

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    Absolutely z couldn’t happen to a crappier knacker.
     
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  11. Hamish McMagdad

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    I want him to have 15 days, so gets the sack exactly 1 year after he did with us <laugh><laugh><laugh>
     
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  12. Prince Isak (GG)

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    The dream.

    But he will always have the last laugh. Another 1m in the bank. The man has no shame and has very thick skin.
     
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  13. Charlie Dogscock

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    Southampton are set to sack manager Ralph Hasenhuttl after the club's poor start to the season. (Telegraph - subscription required)

    Nottingham Forest boss Steve Cooper is a potential candidate to replace Hasenhuttl at St Mary's. (Mail)

    Forest face competition from Leicester City to land Rafael Benitez as their new manager, if they decide to sack Cooper. (Football Insider)


    Lol! Looks like some serious musical chairs might be about to happen!
     
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  14. Obi Wan

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    Why aren't Dyche, Fat Sham, Woy and Brucey being mentioned? Lazy journalism.
     
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    Unbelievable Jeff!!
     
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  16. Hung Drawn and Quartered

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    because we are happy with Eddie and not looking for a Manager
     
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  17. Obi Wan

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    :bandit:
     
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    And what's happened to Pardew, Pulis and Gary Monk these days?

    It seems we have a new generation of washed up ****e nowadays.
     
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  19. Obi Wan

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    Has Bruce not been sacked yet?
    Slow morning.

    Maybe the Baggies can't afford his payoff plus a new manager's fee.
     
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  20. Obi Wan

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    Apparently he hopes he'll be "given more time to turn things around".

    He needs more time just to turn himself around. He's fatter and slower than me, the lazy git.
     
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