Every year Adult and four children rescued after waters rise as high as car roof on Holy Island causeway The group were rescued by the Seahouses RNLI's inshore lifeboat 28 NOV 2022 https://www.chroniclelive.co.uk/news/north-east-news/holy-island-causeway-car-rescued-25619255.amp
Very similar to Morecambe Bay over here Smug. Signs up everywhere warning of fast incoming tides and quicksand all over the place but every year dog walkers and ramblers think this doesn't apply to them and need the RNLI to get them out the sh1t, literally. Personally I'd leave them to extricate themselves...idiots.
A tampon machine has apparently been installed in a bathroom at Leinster House, the home of the Irish Parliament. Naturally it is in the men's . . . . where else I'm thinking that it's for a trial period
I've just been to the local shop and asked the girl behind the counter for a Twirl and a Boost . . . .she spun around and told me that I looked fantastic
I tried to get into a very trendy London nightclub last Saturday The doorman said to me, "Sorry mate, you've had too many." I said, "What, drinks?" He said, "No, birthdays!"
A woman has been sentenced to 5 years in jail for stealing a lorry load of Botox. She showed no emotion in court.