****y neighbours

On one side I have a wee gab ****e who brings all the rabble of the day round to the house that feel its okay to knock on my door anytime of the day to ask for drink.

On the otherside, an odd tit who complains about my music at 7pm yet belts out ****e 80s songs on his kareoke at near 3am, not to mention throws a ****in strop when I have friends round for the World Cup final.

You'd think he would show a little grattitude after I brightened up the outside of his house by painting his curbs.

 

Thanks for bringing these facts to my attention. I'll forward them to the Chief Implementation Director of the Northern Ireland Community Cohesion Programme and he'll have a look at your situation. A reply should be with you in between three and seven working days.

Sincere orgasms,
Royston Wentworth McKendrick.

 

I'll voice my frustration on here because I'm not gonna go give him a hard time for enjoying himself on a Saturday night. I will use it though if he tries to give me **** next time.

 

I tried to give a **** about your situation but just found myself laughing at it

 

In conclusion, maim their pets.

 

They don't have any. I think a better solution is get the sub woofer rippin in a few hours time. Some Daft Punk Alive thumping bass

 

Pets/kids/whatever. Just maim something.

 

Just knock their ****ing beaks in.

Job done.

 

Most of the neighbours I've ever had have been a pain in the arse.

 

we have welsh people next door, they're a complete nightmare. the dude is a biker, should see some of the people he has visiting

 

I have only had one neighbour who was a ****. He had lost a lot though and had gone for the bottle

his kids/son in law were sound

I think good neighbours are more important than having a nicer house or nicer area etc

 

The late 20th century philosopher, Tony Hatch, had some thoughts on the subject:

With a little understanding, you can find the perfect blend; Neighbours, should be there for one another;That's when good neighbours become good friends

Just a friendly wave each morning, helps to make a better day; Neighbours, need to get to know each other; Next door is only a footstep away

 

which was clearly wrong as none of them lived in a terraced house

 

That's the interesting part of the post

 

If your naeighnours are ALL ****y

then maybe

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my neighbour stopped singing milwall at around 1am when the cops where eventually called so i think hes sobbering up in some police cell below i have indian neighbours who yap and above me who yap as well

 

Move out of S London Jono` ,I used to live near Camberwell and it`s full of stabby arsehole kids ....

 

its not to bad but s lon been taken over

 

Do those biker girls pull a train Jen?